“Homeless For the Holidays” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Carol Hathaway (2), Maggie Wyczenski (2), Jeanie Boulet (2), Kerry Weaver (1)
I think your jaw is broken. The antibiotics will keep bacteria from getting into your bloodstream at the fracture site. But, looking at your chart here, I guess you know the drill, huh? Humerus fracture, 1993. Nasal fracture, 1993. Multiple visits for sutures, 1994, and your first broken jaw was in December 1995. I guess hubby thought he'd go out with a bang this year too, huh?
It was an accident.
Yeah. Your face got in the way of his fist.
[to Jeanie] I swallowed a bunch of pills a few years ago. When I got back to work, people either smothered me with kindness or treated me like I was invisible. If we aren't friends, maybe we should be.
We're talking policy here, people. "Employee X" could be any one of us.
Excuse me. Just would everyone stop calling me "Employee X"? I am HIV-positive.
[Trauma patient won't let go of a cooked goose] You gotta give me the goose now so we can attach an EKG to your chest.
You want me to give you my Christmas dinner? Uh uh, Miss Thing!
Give me the damn bird.
Well, where you gonna put it?
With the rest of your personal belongings.
Well, you better, 'cause I don't want to wake up and find you *pickin' your teeth*!
[after Jeanie puts a star on top of the ER's Christmas tree] It looks good. Where'd you get it?
My ex-husband brought it by. It came off our first Christmas tree.
That's an heirloom. You should put it on your family tree.
[with a smile] I just did.
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