Have you ever removed an entire stomach before?
No. Have you?
In a frog.
S4 E18Gut Reaction
What are you wearing tonight?
My velvet dress.
The one you wore last year?
I didn't pass out and rip mine in the parking lot like someone I know.
Each day we work together as a family because we're a family. It's no secret that it's been a rough year for me, so I want to thank each of you for helping me through some hard times. You stuck by me when I needed you and you've given your best to make our ER a place that we can all be proud of, so thanks for being my family. I couldn't have made it without you.
The food was terrible. The music stinks. The drinks are watered down, but you sure know how to throw a great party.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
S4 E19Shades of Gray
BTBrianna Thomas
Why are you being such a bitch?
Because you are being irresponsible.
BTBrianna Thomas
More likely because you aren't getting any yourself.
[while performing surgery on a patient] Why don't we give her a heart transplant while we're at it?
Why don't you stop being such a prick?
When was the last time anyone bathed this guy?
From the looks of these bedsores, about the same time they turned him.
So much for "honor thy father."
S4 E20Of Past Regret and Future Fear
After my father was gone, my mom used to go on and on about how you can never depend on men. Now she's head over heels and I'm the one holding back. How messed up is that?
It keeps me on my toes.
I say I want time, but the truth is I'm scared to death of losing you.
Well, don't be.
I'm so sorry, Doug.
Don't be.
I love you.
I love you, too.
[talking about Carla's boyfriend] He gets to spend all his time with Reese. How do I compete with that?
You're his father, Peter. You don't have to compete.
Then I thought I'd come and see you, but you had that lunch thing.
Are you jealous? [Dr. Benton smiles] Well, you know, your instincts were right. Romano propositioned me.
Are you serious? What did you say?
I lied. I said I don't date colleagues. It's cowardly of me, I know.
That's okay. I lied today, too.
What, about me? [Dr. Benton nods] So much for a relationship without complications.
What kind of salad dressings do you have?
Waitress\: Caesar, ranch, Italian, low-cal Italian, blue cheese, honey mustard, Catalina, oil and vinegar, and poppy seed vinaigrette.
I'll have the soup.
Hey, Anna, are you the one who had that voodoo woman yesterday?
She's back?
Yeah, exam 3. Chief complaint: voodoo man has taken over her body.
Wait a minute, this isn't the same one. My voodoo patient was 60-something.
I had a voodoo guy last week.
Oh, no. Voodoo epidemic.
S4 E21Suffer the Little Children
TMTina Marie Chambliss
I can feel the power of prayer right now! I can feel it! It has started!
ECEmmet Chambliss
We all feel it, honey! Do you feel it, doctor?
No.
[as the baby is coding from a ketamine drip, after discovering Ross and Hathaway working on him] What's going on?
I found Doug in exam four detoxing this baby.
[Furious] What?
I found him by accident.
Carol, did you know about this?
I was helping him.
Helping him?
The baby was stable...
Yeah, this is a violation of every ER policy. Tell them I'll bring him up, set-up with basic too.
[as they're bringing the baby to the elevator] I'm going up with it too.
Yeah, you're damn right. You're going, you're gonna explain this to the hospital administration and the executive committee. Let's go!
You lied to me, Doug. You looked me right in the eye and lied to me.
S4 E22A Hole in the Heart
Come on girls. Sweep, sweep, sweep!
Randi's in my way!
I'm supposed to be in the front!
Curling, Jerry?
We were inspired by Nagano.
Only three years and nine months left 'til Salt Lake City.
These crazy white folk.
I don't care about your rules.
I hope you also don't care about being an ER Pediatric Attending because you've just given up any chance of that.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's E.R. pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.