Randi quotes from E.R.

Jerry

On that note, I bid you all a fond good eve. It has been a wonderful Weaver-less day.

Randi

Is he single?

Lydia

Yeah.

Doug

Randi, you meet a cute guy for the first time. What do you do?

Randi

Run a credit check.

Randi

I don't believe in divorce.

Mark

I always suspected you were an old-fashioned girl.

Randi

I don't believe in marriage either.

Carol

Can I have your attention everybody. Hello, can I have your attention please. I have an announcement to make. Can you turn down that music. Okay I have kept this a secret far too long, Doug Ross and I are seeing each other again.... And we are very happy.

Okay, pay up. Pay up.

Chuny

I was a week too late, I thought New Years for sure.

Lydia

I'm surprised that they kept it a secret this long.

Carol

You knew?

Randi

Oh please honey it was obvious.

Kerry

Well, I didn't know.

Anna

Me either.

Doug

Maybe something you guys didn't know, that we've been seeing each other for a while now, again and I think it would be a great idea if she would marry me.

Doug

Everyone talk her into it.

Chuny

Carol and Doug get it right this time.

Carol

You always have to outdo me.

Doug

I had the opportunity and I had to take it.

Jerry

Come on girls. Sweep, sweep, sweep!

Lydia

Randi's in my way!

Randi

I'm supposed to be in the front!

Mark

Curling, Jerry?

Lydia

We were inspired by Nagano.

Jerry

Only three years and nine months left 'til Salt Lake City.

Connie

These crazy white folk.

Carter

What?

Randi

You're starting to look kinda mythical.

Randi

[holding out the phone] Dr. Greene, it's that nurse again.

Mark

Now what?!

Randi

Apparently your father's making racial slurs.

Mark

She's Swedish!

Randi

Well, maybe he called her a meatball.

Connie

All I'm saying is, you can't go wrong with a Chevy.

Chuny

I've gone wrong many times in a Chevy.

Yosh

I've always admired the Subaru.

Randi

I say go with something classic, like an old Mustang convertible.

Carol

Two babies, Randi, remember?

Randi

How'd your personality test go?

Mark

I scored somewhere between serial killer and talk show host.

Luka

I thought they were memory tests.

Mark

That was Monday.

Carter

What's next? Rorschach? Spelling bee?

Mark

Swimwear competition, sudden-death Twister. Who knows? Maybe a chili cook-off.