Anna Del Amico quotes from E.R.

Anna

[to Carter] I was wondering what I should get you for Christmas, and then it finally came to me: bail!

Anna

I didn't think it would be so hard.

Mark

That's why they call it labor.

Anna

How did you ever go out with that guy?

Carol

What guy?

Anna

Ross. Didn't you used to date him? I mean, if he's that patronizing to me, I can't imagine what he's like with the women he goes out with.

Carol

He's seen that patient before. Mrs. Landetta is just comfortable with him.

Anna

Yeah, because he's a man.

Carol

Well, some people are old fashioned.

Kerry

Doug has difficultly dealing with strong women.

Carol

I don't know about that.

Kerry

If he can't charm or vilify you, he's lost.

Carol

Now that's not true.

Anna

Have you considered medical management? Treat the abscess with a course of Flagyl and Cipro before jumping into surgery?

Carter

I'm willing to give a shot.

Anna

No, no, no, wait. Are you just agreeing with me because you think that's what I want to hear, or do you really believe that?

Carter

What?

Anna

I just don't want you agreeing with me just to please me.

Carter

Believe me, I'm not. I've already considered several alternatives to surgery.

You have?

Carter

Shut up, Henry!

Anna

[after Carter's been arrested] What are we doing about Carter?

Mark

I called a bail bondsman and they're going to release him in the morning.

Anna

Wait, so he has to stay in jail all night?

Mark

You want to call the family?

Anna

And say what, "John Carter III's in jail"?

Carol

Can I have your attention everybody. Hello, can I have your attention please. I have an announcement to make. Can you turn down that music. Okay I have kept this a secret far too long, Doug Ross and I are seeing each other again.... And we are very happy.

Okay, pay up. Pay up.

Chuny

I was a week too late, I thought New Years for sure.

Lydia

I'm surprised that they kept it a secret this long.

Carol

You knew?

Randi

Oh please honey it was obvious.

Kerry

Well, I didn't know.

Anna

Me either.

Doug

Maybe something you guys didn't know, that we've been seeing each other for a while now, again and I think it would be a great idea if she would marry me.

Doug

Everyone talk her into it.

Chuny

Carol and Doug get it right this time.

Carol

You always have to outdo me.

Doug

I had the opportunity and I had to take it.

Anna

You're leaving in the middle of your shift. It's about your cousin, isn't it?

Carter

I know what I'm doing.

Anna

You don't look like you know what you're doing.

Carter

[annoyed] And you don't know anything about my family, so just drop it.

[just entered the ER] What the hell is this?

Anna

You can't come in here, the ER's contaminated!

What happened?

Anna

They just showed up covered in benzine. Okay, somebody clear out the lobby!

Jerry

[yelling back at the Paramedic who's shouting at him] You didn't control the scene! They came here in a pickup truck!

Carter

MOVE THIS GURNEY OUT OF THE WAY.

Carter

Alright, EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!! EVERYBODY shut up! [Jeanie: Send them to Mercy!] We are going to evacuate the entire ER. Check every room, all contaminated patients and staff, go to the ambulance bay right now!

Malik

Wait a minute, how do we know who's contaminated?

Carter

If you got a spot on your skin, if you got a spot on your gurney, if you got a spot on your clothes, go outside right now!

Benton

Alright, you heard him! Move, move, move, go!

Elizabeth

You, Carol, have something that I really envy.

Carol

What?

Elizabeth

A sex life!

Anna

Cheers to that!

Carol

I have no complaints in that department!

Chuny

Hey, Anna, are you the one who had that voodoo woman yesterday?

Anna

She's back?

Chuny

Yeah, exam 3. Chief complaint: voodoo man has taken over her body.

Anna

Wait a minute, this isn't the same one. My voodoo patient was 60-something.

Carter

I had a voodoo guy last week.

Chuny

Oh, no. Voodoo epidemic.

I can feel the power of prayer right now! I can feel it! It has started!

We all feel it, honey! Do you feel it, doctor?

Anna

No.