Frank Martin quotes from E.R.

Frank

Do you want the walls eggshell or white?

Kerry

Do I look like Martha Stewart? I'm the Chief of Staff, I've got real work to do.

Gates

Women are weird.

Frank

No, Neela's weird. Indian and Brit, bad combination.

Neela

How's the weather, Frank?

Frank

Hurricane Up Yours is about to hit. What do you want? I'm filing.

Neela

I'm just making small talk. How's it going?

Frank

Am I being punk'd? You never wonder how I'm doing.

You turned down the chance to be the next Sanjay Gupta? Are you insane, woman?

Kerry

I have no interest in fluff pieces about sunburns and bee stings.

What's wrong with fluff? Half the patients who come through here are fluff! I'm the king of fluff!

Frank

Word is, you're the best fluffer in town.

Frank

Gates, your patient stopped breathing.

Gates

Nah, he's just holding his breath. He does it for attention.

Frank

Well, he's been holding his breath for ten minutes.

Where you girls going?

Dawn

Speed dating at Ike's.

Frank

What the heck is speed dating?

It's a way for losers to meet other losers fast.

I'm getting my pretty boy on for my last night with Hope. I ordered the works package. I can't wait.

Frank

It's gonna take more than the works to save that mug of yours.

Oh my God, so mean.

Pratt

That's his baseline. You'll get used to it.

Skye

[about working nights] It's much better than being stuck in a hospital all day when it's beautiful outside.

Frank

I hear you. I'm a big hiker, myself.

Haleh

You bump your head?

Frank

So did the Medical Board make another deadly error in judgment?

Pratt

Yes they have, Frank, I passed.

Frank

Morris, are you sick?

No, Frank, I got this IV because I'm feeling a little parched.

Chuny

It's like a sterilization scene out of some bad sci-fi movie.

Frank

If it means no more children for Morris, it's a service to mankind.

Frank

You should get one of those.

Neela

A husband or a baby?

Frank

Yeah.

Frank

[handing a chart to Morris and Sam] Hey! See this guy, will you? He's been waiting five hours already. [he walks away]

[pauses, and then loudly, with sarcasm] Oh, so sorry, Frank! We were eating bonbons in the bubble bath! Totally lost track of time!

Frank

[after Abby shows him how to dance properly] I've been stumbling around here all day! What were you waiting for?!

Abby

Where is everybody?

Frank

There's a double run coming in.

Abby

[she takes a stapler off the desk and puts it in her bag of personal items] I'm takin' this.

Frank

[shrugs] I'm not here.

Abby

Me neither. [she heads for the doors]

Frank

Hey. [Abby turns around] Tell that big Croat to bring you back for a visit sometime.

Abby

[smiles, walks out] Keep your head up, Frank.

[about Chaz] He's smarter than I ever was.

Frank

That ain't saying much.