[At an X-Box Fight Night tournament, Turtle submits his fake urine sample for drug testing.]
Where do I take the test?
AAttendant
The what?
The drug test. I jacked two bottles of water in the car for this, so can we just get over with this please?
AAttendant
This is X-Box, loser, not the Olympics. We don't get drug tests. If we do, we'd be out of business, idiot. [gang heckles Turtle]
Sucker!
EE
Nice, Turtle.
[laughs and holds sample] What the fuck do I do with this now!!?
Drink it.
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