CCarmela
[receiving Mike`s thanks for "saving his life"]' That was nothing, Dr. Burton. I used the Heimlich Maneuver. It's such a wonderful maneuver.
S1The Test
[as Mrs. G suggests he play his clarinet like woman, and not try to force it quite so much] Believe me, Mrs. G., you don't have to tell Warren Cheswick how to make a woman sing.
S1Window of Opportunity
[after Ed says he'll propose if he bowls a strike] That's me moving to the edge of my seat.
[when the concessioner tries to talk him and Donna into the movie combo] Ok, like, we can't eat that much popcorn and drink that much soda. For the love of God! No one can!
Any date that involves the Jaws of Life can't be that bad, right?
[to Ari and Barbara as they stand at the altar] You guys screw this marriage up, I'll have to hunt you down and kill you.
I'm too much the gentleman to convey the details of my interlude, although I will let on that I experimented with certain maneuvers heretofore attempted only in the Orient.
S1Mind Over Matter
Stuckeybowl, Stuckeyville. Don't tell me that's a coincidence!
[talking about Ed, who is trying to get landmark status for Stuckeybowl] It's so much fun to wind him up and watch him go.
[to Harry, about Ed] Don't even talk to this one in the morning till he's had his second cup of joe.
Which do you think you could make more money off of: a talking dog or a flying dog?
[to Ed and Carol, who are sitting on the roof] Hey, guys! Hey, you gotta see this! Kenny's about to stop a bowling ball with his head!
S1Mixed Signals
[after he and Phil tell Warren to ask Jessica to the prom] Oh my God, somebody mark down the date and the time. It's never happened before, but I do believe that I finally just agreed with Phil Stubbs.
[trying to convince Jessica to be his prom date] What if we just go as friends? Let's just go as friends. I'll buy you a dress!
A cocktail in one hand, a show girl in the other. The casino staff catering to my every whim. To this day, the name Phil Stubbs is still known in many of the finer gaming establishments.
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