Phil Stubbs quotes from Ed

Phil

[planning Mr. Fish's funeral] The man died on our watch. We can hardly afford talk of a cover up.

Phil

[about Mr. Fish] He was here...and when he was here, he made damned sure you noticed him.

Phil

[enticing Molly to participate in sliding down the hall of Stuckeyville H.S. in a puddle of soap suds] You wanna ride the serpent?

Phil

[to Eli, on Dalton Locke hanging up on him] You didn't even drop the F-Bomb!

Phil

I manage a bowling alley. It's my job to trade in dreams and illusions. Oh my child, you wouldn't understand...

Ed

Phil, get your hand off my face.

Phil

Where there's chaos, there's opportunity, baby!

Ed

I'm in hell.

Eli

[to Ed] You ain't gonna fire no brother in a wheelchair!

Phil

Or a very, very light skinned brother who's allergic to cat dander.

Shirley

[on why Ed's ex-wife is in town] I surmised that she needs a kidney.

Phil

She wants to break up your impending nuptials with one Miss Carol Vessey. It's cat fight time, meow.