Sarah quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Go-karting?

Sarah

And they won't be back till supper. Bye bye.

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Pinch me I'm dreaming. Whee. I feel just like Elvis Presley. Jealous? [the golden paint develops cracks] Oh no. [gasped] When will the torment end? [falls, and the paint on the pants shatters into tiny pieces. He is wearing Ed's pants]

That wasn't gold, fakers.

Sarah

You gypped us.

Exposed.

Busted.

Nope. Can't think of a word.

[Nazz retrieves the $5 bill from Eddy]

The shame.

Here's your money, Jimmy. [to the Eds] Grow up.

Sarah

Wait till you get home, Ed.

Charlatans.

Spending extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing.

What's with you?

Ed's trouser-less state seems to have jogged an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain.

Ed? Is that you?

...HUG ME!

Well, that didn't last long.

[hugs Eddy] HUG!

Ed!

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Murphy's law, do your stuff! [a clothespin lands on his foot] Ouch! My foot! It's broken! Owie!

Sarah

Jimmy?

That clothespin went right for him, Plank.

Sarah

You okay, Jimmy?

Did someone get the number of that launderade?

Poor Jimmy.

[comes down in a kiddie pool standing on his tongue as his grand finale] Ta-da! [sees all the kids leaving]

Plank says clothespins are known to attack at the blink of an eye.

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Sarah

Here Jimmy. Drink some water.

Is there anything we can do for you?

Let Rolf nurture you with a bowl of Nano's pre-chewed seven-course dinner?

My tummy, Sarah. Pitiless is the tempest sea.

Emergency. We must implement the boat procedures.

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It was horrible! [fake coughs] Did I say it was horrible?

Horrible it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a bloodcurdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling grasp! [makes chewing sounds]

Please.

Rolf has seen this meatball. It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night.

KKids

Whoa!

[Cut to Sarah and Jimmy]

Sarah

You stay put here, Jimmy. I'll get some kids to help me carry you to your room. And don't forget to drink, you need to keep your fluids up.

You forgot the straw, Sarah. [an acorn falls into his drink] An acorn. Hello, Mister Squirrel. You're cute.

[Cut back to the Eds and the kids]

You're so brave, Eddy. Is there anything we can do for you?

The fact that I'm surrounded by all my friends is all I need.

Sarah

You're just a big faker. Jimmy's the one who is really hurt.

Come closer, my child. You tell Jimmy he's out of his league.

[in the backyard, he has been crushed by a tree] Sarah! Owie!

Not again!

Sarah

[gasps] It's Jimmy! Jimmy's in trouble!

C'mon, guys!

Wait up, guys!

Hey, wait! Where ya goin'? Where's my attention? I was attacked by a meatball.

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Hit the road, Bubbleboy. What the...

Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf.

Kevin

What are you talking about, man?

Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf. Must I spell it? We have guests.

[Eddy crash-lands on Rolf and Kevin]

It worked! I'm safe! I'm better than Jimmy!

Did 'ya see that, Plank? Great crash, Eddy.

Need any help, dude?

[floating down] Greetings, earthlings! Oh, you too, Mr. Doggie. You're cute. [a low growl is heard] I'm safe! No problem! [his suit tears and deflates] Not safe! Not safe! Help me!

Sarah

I'm coming, Jimmy!

Wait up, guys!

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[Eddy is fighting Sarah and Jimmy over the balloon]

Gimme that balloon, Sarah!

Sarah

Gimme, Gimme never gets!

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See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.

Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious.

It's mine! I found the quarter!

Kevin

Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.

Sarah

Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first.

I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D!

Hands off my quarter!

Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!

Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to-

May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!

Kevin

Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.

Sarah

What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!

Crude, yet effective.

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[offscreen] Go on, get in there.

Um...good morrow to thee. I'm about to share with thou fellow villagers the tale of Fort Peach Creek. Let us–begin, shall we?

Sarah

I hate public access.

A long time ago, Peach Creek was buteth an untamed wilderness of towering trees, torrid waters, and savage beasts!

Cock-a-doodle doo! I am a salvaged moose! Bleaugh!

Oh, regardeth over the horizon, for the hero of our epic tale doth approach!

I have come from afar and shall claim this wilderness as our own! Hark ye, o' savage moose, moveth along, or be turned into moose chops! Hear ye?

This landeth is your landeth o' great shorteth one.

Yes, this land is fulleth of peachy fuzzy fruits, and for this reason I claimeth this place as Fort Peach Creek!

And...there...you'll...haveth...it.

Cock-a-doodle doo!

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It's mine! Gimme my donut! I saw it first!

Eddy, calm down. You know you're only encouraging him. Oh, Eddy. Now look what you've done!

YOWCH!

Goodness gracious! Have you two no respect for the sanctum of school property? Honestly, I– Oh, um, I withdraw my last statement. No harm done, yes?

What you got there?

Nothing. Righto. Let's say we make our way to–

School dance, tonight? How'd we miss this?

Isn't it a shame? Why, if only we had known sooner. Oh well. There's always next year.

Only losers stay home on a school dance night, and we ain't losers. Right, Ed?

Sure ain't, Eddy.

Check this out.

"Win a date with Eddy! Sign up here!"? You're not seriously thinking of going to this- Do you realize that it's customary for a boy to ask a girl to attend?!

Sarah

[To Jonny] I'D RATHER DATE A FROG, BALDY!

Whaddya mean I shoulda ate a breathmint, Plank?

Asking's for chumps, Double D. My brother told me really cool guys ride solo, so they ain't stuck with the same chick all night. C'mon! I got something that'll knock your socks off!

Missed too many laundry days for that, Eddy. My socks and me are as one.

GOOD LORD! Stinky stinky stinky.