Kevin quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

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Scenes with Kevin 19

Nazz

Wow, Eddy, cool car.

[Eddy rolls the window back up]

Kevin

[tapping on the window] Hey dork. Whose car is it, you twerp?

[Eddy cranks up the volume on the car radio, causing Nazz and Kevin to run away]

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Hmm...Kevin's got a pretty fancy garage.

[referring to Kevin's bathroom] Must be a built-in car wash.

EThe Eds

Huh?

Kevin

[in the bathtub naked and taking a bath] What are you dorks doing in here?

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Are they from this planet?

Kevin

No. They're from the Land of the Dorks.

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Room for one more!

Kevin

Touch me with that broom and I'll tear off your eyebrow.

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[The kids have spotted Eddy's fake prize-grabbing machine].

Did it fall off a truck?

That's how my brother was born.

Kevin

Prize grabbers are cool.

Whoa; that was fast.

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[Jonny's house is destroyed after Ed broke the support beam]

Kevin

You guys are in so much trouble.

Tell me about it, I lost my money.

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Hit the road, Bubbleboy. What the...

Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf.

Kevin

What are you talking about, man?

Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf. Must I spell it? We have guests.

[Eddy crash-lands on Rolf and Kevin]

It worked! I'm safe! I'm better than Jimmy!

Jonny

Did 'ya see that, Plank? Great crash, Eddy.

Nazz

Need any help, dude?

[floating down] Greetings, earthlings! Oh, you too, Mr. Doggie. You're cute. [a low growl is heard] I'm safe! No problem! [his suit tears and deflates] Not safe! Not safe! Help me!

I'm coming, Jimmy!

Nazz

Wait up, guys!

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Kevin

Is this thing supposed to be dead?

The iguana ain't dead, windbag. It's just, uh...

Sleeping like a baby, Kevin. That'll be 25 cents.

Jonny

Sold!

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Who's complaining?

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Kevin

I'll get you, dork! After I find some ointment, ouch.

What's with that? I did everything my dad does. How come he sells stuff? Maybe it's the tie.

Well, it certainly couldn't be the fact we manufactured the biker from HAND-ME-DOWN KITCHENWARE! Ten hours of hard work, and for what?

To fleece the masses.

Check's in the mail, Ed.

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Kevin

Man, Nazz looks awesome today.

Jonny

I wanna write Nazz a poem, and I hate writing.

Double D, my tummy feels all wiggly and crawly inside.

That's nice, Ed.

I feel like the Nazz on the back of my Nazz is standing on Nazz.

That's nice, Ed.

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Kevin

[in thought] She's so radical.

[in thought] She can't keep her eyes off me.

[in thought] Her hair is so clean and not fly-away at all.

[in thought] Hello? Echo! MY NAME IS ED!

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Nazz would love a new bike.

Or a new toilet?

Kevin

Not the bike, dork.

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See that loser? That's Kevin. He's the neighborhood dork. I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss.

Eddy.

Kevin

Neighborhood dork, huh? Hey, Double Dweeb, you getting this?

He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro? Slow down, Kevin, I was just kidding, stop, please!

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See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.

Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious.

It's mine! I found the quarter!

Kevin

Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.

Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first.

I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D!

Hands off my quarter!

Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!

Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to-

May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!

Kevin

Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.

What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!

Crude, yet effective.