The Eds quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

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Hmm...Kevin's got a pretty fancy garage.

[referring to Kevin's bathroom] Must be a built-in car wash.

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Huh?

Kevin

[in the bathtub naked and taking a bath] What are you dorks doing in here?

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[blows a klaxon, then chants] Kevin, Kevin, he's our man!

We can't do it-

But Kevin sure can! [plays a bass drum 6 times]

[Ed bangs his head on trash can lids; Edd blows a noisemaker. The drum rolls away as Ed brings two lids, with Eddy in it. Ed moons, showing his butt with IN on his underwear, Eddy is standing upright with the K painted on his front body, Edd holds a sign EV]

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Kevin!

[Edd realizes they spelled it as KINEV and corrects it. Kevin holds up a sign that says "Dorks"]

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We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.

Uh, actually, Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth.

Uh, you don't know what you're talking about. What do you think, Ed? Ed? Ed? Ed? ED! HEY!!! What's clogged up your brain, Ed?

That! See? Robot Rebel Ranch!

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[amazed] Ooh.

"Marooned on a distant planet!". "Visitors in the void!". "No escape!!". Huh? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! [notices 'Adults Only' sign on the poster] It's not fair! Aw, if only I were older.

Don't worry Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.

Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out.

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[singing at Rolf's front door] We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas-

[Rolf opens the door wearing festive native clothing. Confused, Eddy and Double D stop singing]