Edd quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Edd

Not so fast, little fella.

Edd

Summer rains, you can never predict them.

Edd

With good luck, the daily chore of applying fabric softener would become a thing of the past.

Edd

[repeated line] Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.

Edd

Eddy, Eddy, It’s DODGEBALL ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!

Edd

Ed, there's a new invention called soap; have you heard of it?

Edd

But how can something so bad taste so good?

Edd

What have I done?! I've actually created a monster!

Edd

CURSE THIS LACKADAISYCATHRO DISEASE!!

Edd

It's not how you win or lose, it's how you play.

Edd

It's all fun and games 'til Ed loses conciousness, Eddy.

Edd

Four thousand eight hundred and twenty, four thousand eight hundred and twenty-four–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–four thousand eight hundred and thirty-one, four thousand eight hundred and thirty-five, that's everybody. Four thousand eight hundred and–[does some calculations on an abacus]–thirty-seven. [placing a label reading Ants 4,837 on his ant farm. The doorbell then rings but upon opening it, he finds nobody there and walks away. This happens 2 more times] Now please–! [a bucket of water falls on his head. He walks away, but the bell rings again. He answers it and a fish hits him in the face. He walks away, but the bell rings yet again, and this time Eddy is there]

Eddy

Hey, Double D, what took you so long?

Edd

Oh. Hello, Eddy. So, what're you doing? Hey. Was that you ringing my doorbell?

Eddy

Who, me? Nah.

Edd

Hey, Eddy. What are you doing?

Eddy

Just buffing the wheels.

Edd

Whose car is this, Eddy?

Eddy

Beats me. Where's Ed?

Eddy

Nice boots, Mr. Inventor Smarty Pa- [is propelled into the garage ceiling and immediately falls back down in a daze] Nice pants, Mr. Smarty Boots Nice...

Edd

Careful, Eddy, that button is very sensitive.

Ed

[hears the growling] EDDY!!! [jumps into Eddy's arms]

Eddy

You're giving me a hernia, Ed!

Ed

It sounds like the howl of a werewolf from the belly of Hades!

Eddy

Aah! Get off me, Ed! That's your belly.

Ed

I'm hungry.

Eddy

We can go to my house and make some pizza.

Edd

I'll make the sauce.

Ed

I'll get in the way and make a big mess.