Ed quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

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[buried beneath a mountain of papers] Hey look, my horoscope - 'New enterprise fails to meet expectations'. What's that mean?

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Plank reminds me of fresh-cut Spring flowers, spewing across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.

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[imataing the doll] My Head is Snoring Mickets.

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OKAY I GIVE UP!! It's no fun being the last human. So can I be a bumblebee?

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My place is the cat's tuxedo. [pets the cow] Right, poochie?

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One plus one equals one on a bun.

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The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double D.

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You Can Be my sidekick, Frog-Mouth Kid, and Double D is our butler, um… Double D.

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There, there, Double D. Santa forgives.

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It's Sarah! We're so doomed! Help me, guys! She'll tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and he'll say "Not now, I just got home from work."! I'm not in my happy place, Eddy!

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[in his nightmare] Mom, Sarah's fibbing! Honest and for truly! I was in my happy place lost in the void of my mind!

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Sarah has trusted me with the money, so fudge I must buy it with.

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Have Mercy, depraved sibling!

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If you smelt it, you dealt it, Eddy.

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What can you do, if you live in a shoe, and you ain't got no sole?