Eddy quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Eddy

Ed, your story's getting weird.

Eddy

What? [he takes out a jar to collect fees for freeing the kids and saliva drips into the jar] No skin off my bones. Who's first?

Eddy

HE WANTS THE SKIN OFF MY BONES, DOUBLE D!!

Eddy

Eh, good riddance. Violins are for sissies. Why if I played an instrument, I get something manly, like a kazoo or something.

Eddy

I almost up-chucked.

Eddy

A techno-gizmo like this could cost you up to a million bucks, but for this special offer, you can have it for the low, low price of 25 cents!

Eddy

What lame-brained schmuck would throw away a perfectly good tricycle?

Edd

Four thousand eight hundred and twenty, four thousand eight hundred and twenty-four–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–four thousand eight hundred and thirty-one, four thousand eight hundred and thirty-five, that's everybody. Four thousand eight hundred and–[does some calculations on an abacus]–thirty-seven. [placing a label reading Ants 4,837 on his ant farm. The doorbell then rings but upon opening it, he finds nobody there and walks away. This happens 2 more times] Now please–! [a bucket of water falls on his head. He walks away, but the bell rings again. He answers it and a fish hits him in the face. He walks away, but the bell rings yet again, and this time Eddy is there]

Eddy

Hey, Double D, what took you so long?

Edd

Oh. Hello, Eddy. So, what're you doing? Hey. Was that you ringing my doorbell?

Eddy

Who, me? Nah.

Edd

Hey, Eddy. What are you doing?

Eddy

Just buffing the wheels.

Edd

Whose car is this, Eddy?

Eddy

Beats me. Where's Ed?

Sarah

As I was saying, I am the queen!

Ed

And we are your serviants.

Eddy

Next thing you know, she wants a throne. [cut to Sarah on a makeshift throne] A toast to my big mouth.

Eddy

Nice boots, Mr. Inventor Smarty Pa- [is propelled into the garage ceiling and immediately falls back down in a daze] Nice pants, Mr. Smarty Boots Nice...

Edd

Careful, Eddy, that button is very sensitive.

Ed

Mmm, I found a doughnut.

Eddy

That's a record, chowderhead.

Ed

[hears the growling] EDDY!!! [jumps into Eddy's arms]

Eddy

You're giving me a hernia, Ed!

Ed

It sounds like the howl of a werewolf from the belly of Hades!

Eddy

Aah! Get off me, Ed! That's your belly.

Ed

I'm hungry.

Eddy

We can go to my house and make some pizza.

Edd

I'll make the sauce.

Ed

I'll get in the way and make a big mess.

Jimmy

[feebly kicking Eddy] Where is Sarah?! I want Sarah! I miss Sarah! Give her back!

Eddy

[to Ed, ignoring Jimmy] Let's get this over with...

Eddy

Hey! Uh. That's our luck.

Edd

That's always our luck.

Ed

[stomach growls] I'm hungry.

Jimmy

81.82.83.

Eddy

24.25.26.

Jimmy

27.28.29.

Eddy

[gets into a metallic bush, which is their hiding spot] Ha, this is the best hiding spot.

Ed

We can stay here forever.

Edd

At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes.