May Kanker quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Look at me. I'm a movie star.

May

I'm a TV star.

You've been cancelled. I'm a TV star.

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Ed! Fire up the engine!

Roger walnut, Eddy! Jumping. [jumps down, rocking the boat, and puts his lower half in the water again] Kick my feet, kick my feet, kick my feet.

Faster, Ed!

Ed Kick my feet faster, kick my feet faster, Kick my feet faster.

I wanna be their barnacle of love.

[The Kankers giggle]

May

Barnacle.

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No hard feelings, buttercups.

May

Let's kiss and make up.

[The Kankers make kissy faces]

Jimmy

[points upward] Oh look!

[Jonny is revealed to be standing on top of the Kankers giant sail. He plunges Plank into it, and then slides down, ripping it]

That kid's ripping our sail!

[Jonny jumps off the Kankers boat and swims onto Eddy's Creek Cruise]

Jimmy

Just like Errol Flynn.

[Everyone cheers]

Those were my best bed-sheets. Time for the heavy artillery. [pulls out her hairpin] Sink 'em, May.

May

[putting the pin in a rubber band] Lee, my patch.

[Lee lifts the eyepatch. May fires it directly into the tire]

Jimmy

Look! Jonny! Save us!

I'm the captain here, I'll handle it. Oh look, a bobby pin. So scary. [starts to pull it out]

Eddy, please don't-

What? It's just stuck. [pulls it out. Holding up the hairpin] See?

[All the air rushes out of the tire, and the boat deflates around the creek]

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[As one of Ed and Eddy's sticky note pranks, Edd has to get a cup of sugar from the Kanker sisters]

Hello? Oh, I-I was going to-

Ask me for a date?

May

Sweep me off my feet?

Stand in line, girls.

Oh yes...C-Could I trouble you for a cup of sugar?

He wants to share condiments.

May

We're so alike.

Back off, bowser.

Marie, grab him before he runs away.

This is better than cable.

Ladies, please!

May

We're ladies.

He said please.

Let's kiss him.

Kiss? No, not that!

And I thought today was gonna be a write-off. Get it? Write off? [the cup flies overhead] I can't stand it! [laughs]

[Edd crawls by, hiding inside his hat]

Oh no! They tore off Double D's head!

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There you are. Oh, man, I can see it now. Mansions, yachts, friends. [opens the suitcase]

Wishbones?

I'm so confused.

I think your brother's a whiz at pulling your leg, Eddy.

Looks like we've adopted some groundhogs, eh, girls?

Cute chubby-cheeked ones, too.

May

Hey, I forgot where I hid these.

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Nazz

Way to bust a move, Double D. Let's twist.

Hey, that's my move he busted. He didn't even want to be here.

Nazz

Like this, Double D. Let's boogie! Whee!

[To Kevin] Way to get burned, Shovelhead.

You gonna let that hussy steal your man, Marie?

[grabbing Eddy] Get up, shorty. We're dancing. Quick, he's looking. Make like an octopus and suck face.

Wilfred sure has some fancy footwork, huh, Jonny?

Rolf

Ed-boy, you have broken the customary laws of Rolf's traditions. You must first ask permission if you shimmy-shake the swine. Have you no shame?

May

Hey!

[Lee forms Ed into a mallet]

Get your claws off my man, Marie.

May

"How 'bout you get your claws off my man, boyfriend-stealer!