Eddy, Edd and others in “Unfinished Business”

Eddy

[offscreen] Go on, get in there.

Edd

Um...good morrow to thee. I'm about to share with thou fellow villagers the tale of Fort Peach Creek. Let us–begin, shall we?

Sarah

I hate public access.

Edd

A long time ago, Peach Creek was buteth an untamed wilderness of towering trees, torrid waters, and savage beasts!

Ed

Cock-a-doodle doo! I am a salvaged moose! Bleaugh!

Edd

Oh, regardeth over the horizon, for the hero of our epic tale doth approach!

Eddy

I have come from afar and shall claim this wilderness as our own! Hark ye, o' savage moose, moveth along, or be turned into moose chops! Hear ye?

Ed

This landeth is your landeth o' great shorteth one.

Eddy

Yes, this land is fulleth of peachy fuzzy fruits, and for this reason I claimeth this place as Fort Peach Creek!

Edd

And...there...you'll...haveth...it.

Ed

Cock-a-doodle doo!