It's mine! Gimme my donut! I saw it first!
Eddy, calm down. You know you're only encouraging him. Oh, Eddy. Now look what you've done!
YOWCH!
Goodness gracious! Have you two no respect for the sanctum of school property? Honestly, I– Oh, um, I withdraw my last statement. No harm done, yes?
What you got there?
Nothing. Righto. Let's say we make our way to–
School dance, tonight? How'd we miss this?
Isn't it a shame? Why, if only we had known sooner. Oh well. There's always next year.
Only losers stay home on a school dance night, and we ain't losers. Right, Ed?
Sure ain't, Eddy.
Check this out.
"Win a date with Eddy! Sign up here!"? You're not seriously thinking of going to this- Do you realize that it's customary for a boy to ask a girl to attend?!
[To Jonny] I'D RATHER DATE A FROG, BALDY!
Whaddya mean I shoulda ate a breathmint, Plank?
Asking's for chumps, Double D. My brother told me really cool guys ride solo, so they ain't stuck with the same chick all night. C'mon! I got something that'll knock your socks off!
Missed too many laundry days for that, Eddy. My socks and me are as one.
GOOD LORD! Stinky stinky stinky.
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