Lee Kanker quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Lee

You've got a great personality. Besides, who needs good looks when you've got us?

Lee

Look at me. I'm a movie star.

May

I'm a TV star.

Marie

You've been cancelled. I'm a TV star.

Eddy

Ed! Fire up the engine!

Ed

Roger walnut, Eddy! Jumping. [jumps down, rocking the boat, and puts his lower half in the water again] Kick my feet, kick my feet, kick my feet.

Eddy

Faster, Ed!

Lee

I wanna be their barnacle of love.

May

Barnacle.

Lee

No hard feelings, buttercups.

May

Let's kiss and make up.

Jimmy

[points upward] Oh look!

Marie

That kid's ripping our sail!

Jimmy

Just like Errol Flynn.

Lee

Those were my best bed-sheets. Time for the heavy artillery. [pulls out her hairpin] Sink 'em, May.

May

[putting the pin in a rubber band] Lee, my patch.

Jimmy

Look! Jonny! Save us!

Eddy

I'm the captain here, I'll handle it. Oh look, a bobby pin. So scary. [starts to pull it out]

Edd

Eddy, please don't-

Eddy

What? It's just stuck. [pulls it out. Holding up the hairpin] See?

Edd

Hello? Oh, I-I was going to-

Marie

Ask me for a date?

May

Sweep me off my feet?

Lee

Stand in line, girls.

Edd

Oh yes...C-Could I trouble you for a cup of sugar?

Marie

He wants to share condiments.

May

We're so alike.

Marie

Back off, bowser.

Lee

Marie, grab him before he runs away.

Eddy

This is better than cable.

Edd

Ladies, please!

May

We're ladies.

Lee

He said please.

Marie

Let's kiss him.

Edd

Kiss? No, not that!

Eddy

And I thought today was gonna be a write-off. Get it? Write off? [the cup flies overhead] I can't stand it! [laughs]

Ed

Oh no! They tore off Double D's head!

Eddy

There you are. Oh, man, I can see it now. Mansions, yachts, friends. [opens the suitcase]

Edd

Wishbones?

Eddy

I'm so confused.

Edd

I think your brother's a whiz at pulling your leg, Eddy.

Lee

Looks like we've adopted some groundhogs, eh, girls?

Marie

Cute chubby-cheeked ones, too.

May

Hey, I forgot where I hid these.

Edd

Ed! Eddy! Help me! [He is clinged to the ground by May’s teeth] Wait, Please, you don't understand!

Lee

You missed two of them, May.

Marie

Yeah, but at least she's got the cute one.

Ed

DOUBLE D! EDDY!

Eddy

No time, Ed! Jawbreakers!

Nazz

Way to bust a move, Double D. Let's twist.

Eddy

Hey, that's my move he busted. He didn't even want to be here.

Nazz

Like this, Double D. Let's boogie! Whee!

Eddy

[To Kevin] Way to get burned, Shovelhead.

Lee

You gonna let that hussy steal your man, Marie?

Marie

[grabbing Eddy] Get up, shorty. We're dancing. Quick, he's looking. Make like an octopus and suck face.

Ed

Wilfred sure has some fancy footwork, huh, Jonny?

Rolf

Ed-boy, you have broken the customary laws of Rolf's traditions. You must first ask permission if you shimmy-shake the swine. Have you no shame?

May

Hey!

Lee

Get your claws off my man, Marie.

May

"How 'bout you get your claws off my man, boyfriend-stealer!