Rolf quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Rolf

[after the microwave exploded and drenched Rolf and the Eds with gravy] Such waste and disrespect to the fast food stuffers is not allowed in the Urban Rangers! But, seeing you covered in filth reminds me of my youth. Next badge.

Rolf

Those Ed-Boys are crazy like chickens except they lay no eggs.

Rolf

THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!!!!!!!!

Rolf

[repeated line] Nincompoop!

Rolf

[climbing out of the knocked-down outhouse] Can't Rolf have one moment of peace? MY EGGPLANTS!!!

Rolf

Please ask Rolf's family and livestock to remember the son of a shepherd.

Rolf

Why is the Lady of Liberty looming over the cul-de-sac?

Rolf

The wooden board saved you from three evil witches and the creepy crawly? MAMA!!! THE FAIRY TALE THAT HAUNTS ROLF HAS COME TRUE!!!

Rolf

Today Rolf is forced to celebrate his country's traditional Thank You to the Noble Guardian Pigeon.

Ed

Look into the circley thing.

Rolf

You crazy.

Ed

It's not working, Eddy.

Eddy

Spin it, bean dip.

Ed

Thanks, Eddy.

Rolf

Hello, Ed-boys. When is the next sailing? My flesh begs me for sun and sweat. [Edd hands him the deflated inner tube] What? Huh?

Edd

I was kind of hoping my first kiss would be enjoyable.

Eddy

Alas, the sea is a cruel mistress.

Ed

I'm stumped.

Jimmy

[floating by in the background] Hair emergency! Hair emergency!

Rolf

Are they from this planet?

Kevin

No. They're from the Land of the Dorks.

Rolf

Hallo. I will be performing my country's traditional Dance of the Hairless Otter-

Eddy

Next! No budget for subtitles....

Eddy

Nice little soiree, huh, Rolfy-boy?

Rolf

You have an invitation, overdressed Ed-boy?

Eddy

The crow caws at midnight.

Rolf

And the cat sours the basil. Rolf would love to talk politics, but I must see your invitation.

Eddy

No problem, stretch...Look! Who's that hairy beast eating all the dip?!

Rolf

Nana?

Eddy

Turn out that light!

Rolf

Ah, yes! Sorry, Ed-boy!