Nazz quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Nazz

Wow, Eddy, cool car.

Kevin

[tapping on the window] Hey dork. Whose car is it, you twerp?

Jimmy

[has fallen through the open manhole] Sarah!

Sarah

Jimmy! What happened?

Jimmy

I fell on my tushy, Sarah!

Sarah

Don't move! I'll save you! [pulls out a modified fishing pole and casts it in. She catches Jimmy and hauls him out] Pee-yew, Jimmy, you stink.

Nazz

That's putting it mildly.

Eddy

Hey, why don't you let the guy have some fun, huh?

Sarah

You're in a sewer, idiot. It's dirty, and stinky...

Eddy

It's called ambiance. It's a swamp ride, get it? What do you girls know about- [a sign is thrown down at him] No skin off my nose, Sarah. I'm sure Kevin, Rolf, even Jonny will-

Sarah

They went go-karting.

Eddy

Go-karting?

Sarah

And they won't be back till supper. Bye bye.

Jimmy

Pinch me I'm dreaming. Whee. I feel just like Elvis Presley. Jealous? [the golden paint develops cracks] Oh no. [gasped] When will the torment end? [falls, and the paint on the pants shatters into tiny pieces. He is wearing Ed's pants]

Nazz

That wasn't gold, fakers.

Sarah

You gypped us.

Edd

Exposed.

Eddy

Busted.

Ed

Nope. Can't think of a word.

Jimmy

The shame.

Nazz

Here's your money, Jimmy. [to the Eds] Grow up.

Sarah

Wait till you get home, Ed.

Jimmy

Charlatans.

Ed

Spending extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing.

Eddy

What's with you?

Edd

Ed's trouser-less state seems to have jogged an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain.

Eddy

Ed? Is that you?

Ed

...HUG ME!

Eddy

Well, that didn't last long.

Ed

[hugs Eddy] HUG!

Eddy

Ed!

Jimmy

Murphy's law, do your stuff! [a clothespin lands on his foot] Ouch! My foot! It's broken! Owie!

Sarah

Jimmy?

Jonny

That clothespin went right for him, Plank.

Sarah

You okay, Jimmy?

Jimmy

Did someone get the number of that launderade?

Nazz

Poor Jimmy.

Eddy

[comes down in a kiddie pool standing on his tongue as his grand finale] Ta-da! [sees all the kids leaving]

Jonny

Plank says clothespins are known to attack at the blink of an eye.

Sarah

Here Jimmy. Drink some water.

Nazz

Is there anything we can do for you?

Rolf

Let Rolf nurture you with a bowl of Nano's pre-chewed seven-course dinner?

Jimmy

My tummy, Sarah. Pitiless is the tempest sea.

Rolf

Emergency. We must implement the boat procedures.

Eddy

It was horrible! [fake coughs] Did I say it was horrible?

Ed

Horrible it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a bloodcurdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling grasp! [makes chewing sounds]

Edd

Please.

Rolf

Rolf has seen this meatball. It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night.

Whoa!

Sarah

You stay put here, Jimmy. I'll get some kids to help me carry you to your room. And don't forget to drink, you need to keep your fluids up.

Jimmy

You forgot the straw, Sarah. [an acorn falls into his drink] An acorn. Hello, Mister Squirrel. You're cute.

Nazz

You're so brave, Eddy. Is there anything we can do for you?

Eddy

The fact that I'm surrounded by all my friends is all I need.

Sarah

You're just a big faker. Jimmy's the one who is really hurt.

Eddy

Come closer, my child. You tell Jimmy he's out of his league.

Jimmy

[in the backyard, he has been crushed by a tree] Sarah! Owie!

Nazz

Not again!

Sarah

[gasps] It's Jimmy! Jimmy's in trouble!

Nazz

C'mon, guys!

Jonny

Wait up, guys!

Eddy

Hey, wait! Where ya goin'? Where's my attention? I was attacked by a meatball.

Eddy

Hit the road, Bubbleboy. What the...

Rolf

Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf.

Kevin

What are you talking about, man?

Rolf

Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf. Must I spell it? We have guests.

Eddy

It worked! I'm safe! I'm better than Jimmy!

Jonny

Did 'ya see that, Plank? Great crash, Eddy.

Nazz

Need any help, dude?

Jimmy

[floating down] Greetings, earthlings! Oh, you too, Mr. Doggie. You're cute. [a low growl is heard] I'm safe! No problem! [his suit tears and deflates] Not safe! Not safe! Help me!

Sarah

I'm coming, Jimmy!

Nazz

Wait up, guys!

Eddy

"I'm a sap for ya. You know that, don'tcha?" [Someone taps his shoulder] "Yeah yeah, the line starts over there." [The finger taps again.] "Hey, how 'bout I stick my foot right..."Hello."

Nazz

"What's with the styling clothes, Eddy?"

Eddy

"Where'd you get that jawbreaker, Nazz?" "Bazooka-chin Kevin, right?"

Nazz

"No way. It's Customer Appreciation Day at the candy store, and they're giving away jawbreakers for free."

Eddy

"FREE? YEEHA!"

Nazz

"But you better hurry. The store closes in 10 minutes."

Nazz

Way to bust a move, Double D. Let's twist.

Eddy

Hey, that's my move he busted. He didn't even want to be here.

Nazz

Like this, Double D. Let's boogie! Whee!

Eddy

[To Kevin] Way to get burned, Shovelhead.

Lee

You gonna let that hussy steal your man, Marie?

Marie

[grabbing Eddy] Get up, shorty. We're dancing. Quick, he's looking. Make like an octopus and suck face.

Ed

Wilfred sure has some fancy footwork, huh, Jonny?

Rolf

Ed-boy, you have broken the customary laws of Rolf's traditions. You must first ask permission if you shimmy-shake the swine. Have you no shame?

May

Hey!

Lee

Get your claws off my man, Marie.

May

"How 'bout you get your claws off my man, boyfriend-stealer!