Jonny 2x4 quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Edd

Bon appetite.

Jonny

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Edd

Ed, you were supposed to use a real turkey!

Ed

Stuffing, anybody?

Eddy

Idiot!

Edd

Care to submit an idea for a scam, Jonny?

Jonny

Wow. A scam? I don't know...How about this. Jonny and Plank's Penny Dance. A one, and a two- [begins to dance and sing] Pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, give me your pennies, I like the pennies...

Edd

Um, Eddy, a tad eccentric, don't you think?

Jonny

...pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, who's got a penny- [Eddy kicks him into the sky] Whoo-ee! That smarts!

Eddy

Great. So I end up with a detention because of your stupid eating habits.

Ed

Is it that time already? Ooh, gravy cakes. Yum."

Edd

Excuse me, Ed, but don't you feel this daily diet of gravy may become detrimental to your health?

Eddy

I swear he's obsessed with the stuff. It's stashed here, right there. I bet you couldn't go a lousy day without your lousy gravy, Ed.

Ed

Says you.

Eddy

SO PROVE IT!

Ed

[screams] Your voice is like toothpicks in my drumsticks, Eddy!

Edd

I agree, Ed. I've always wished Eddy could communicate in a tone of voice that didn't rattle the timbers of every house in a four-block vicinity.

Ed

Don't touch that dial, kids.

Eddy

What about you, Mr. Encyclopediac? I bet I could stop yelling way before you could stop using those big fancy-schmancy words of yours.

Jonny

Plank says Double D would go wacky if he only used words with one syllable.

Eddy

Ha! Even the doorstop's got you pegged.

Kevin

Aw, Dork, Dorkk and Dorky are having a little tiff. Ain't it precious? [He and Nazz laugh] What dorks.

Rolf

Always with this duck word, yes Kevin-boy? Rolf would wager his love of mammal flesh and 25 cents that you cannot renounce this label for the mixed-nuts Ed-boys.

Eddy

25 cents?

Kevin

What? I can give up saying dork just like that. [Snaps his fingers]

Eddy

[To Jonny] Think you could go a whole day without that chunk of termite food telling you what to do?

Jonny

Easy-peasy lemon-squeezy, Eddy. Right, Plank?

Eddy

Sounds like we got ourselves a bet.

Eddy

It's mine! Gimme my donut! I saw it first!

Edd

Eddy, calm down. You know you're only encouraging him. Oh, Eddy. Now look what you've done!

Ed

YOWCH!

Edd

Goodness gracious! Have you two no respect for the sanctum of school property? Honestly, I– Oh, um, I withdraw my last statement. No harm done, yes?

Eddy

What you got there?

Edd

Nothing. Righto. Let's say we make our way to–

Eddy

School dance, tonight? How'd we miss this?

Edd

Isn't it a shame? Why, if only we had known sooner. Oh well. There's always next year.

Eddy

Only losers stay home on a school dance night, and we ain't losers. Right, Ed?

Ed

Sure ain't, Eddy.

Eddy

Check this out.

Edd

"Win a date with Eddy! Sign up here!"? You're not seriously thinking of going to this- Do you realize that it's customary for a boy to ask a girl to attend?!

Sarah

[To Jonny] I'D RATHER DATE A FROG, BALDY!

Jonny

Whaddya mean I shoulda ate a breathmint, Plank?

Eddy

Asking's for chumps, Double D. My brother told me really cool guys ride solo, so they ain't stuck with the same chick all night. C'mon! I got something that'll knock your socks off!

Ed

Missed too many laundry days for that, Eddy. My socks and me are as one.

Edd

GOOD LORD! Stinky stinky stinky.