RolfHurry, as the raspberries beg to be squashed, Ed-boy.
EAEd as Eddy
Let's sell the squash for cash. Chicken! Pet the chicken, pet the chicken... The stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it.
EAEddy as Edd
Excuse me, 'Eddy'. May I fuel inject? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals.
EAEdd as Ed
I love chickens, Eddy.
[The Eds laugh]
Rolf
Ed-boy!
EAEd as Eddy
Wake up, Monobrow.
EAEdd as Ed
Oh right. Yes. Ahem. I am Ed.
Rolf
You are not Ed-boy. I must have the large Ed-boy here now. So please, Ed-boy, raspberries to squash. Thank you.
EAEddy as Edd
Rolf said, thank you. Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness?
EAEd as Eddy
Put a sock in it, sock in it. I got a plan. Hey, burnhead. I will now inflict pain on you.
EAEdd as Ed
What? [Ed knocks Edd into the raspberry silo] Buttered toast?
Rolf
No butter, raspberries. Squish the fruit, slowpoke Ed-boy. Rolf needs juice for his great thirst.
EAEddy as Edd
Eddy, I too am thirsty. Quite partial, to be correct.
EAEdd as Ed
Parched. The word you're looking for is parched.
EAEd as Eddy
Yeah, right, Lumpy. Parched is a fish. [laughs]
EAEddy as Edd
Intriguing.
Rolf
You are not Ed. You have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing, impostor with tiny feet.
EAEd as Eddy
You know what they say, Double D. If you're thirsty, take a drink. Gee, Double D. You really let yourself go. Kids'll pay big money to ride a blimp. You're a genius, Double D.
EAEdd as Ed
You really think I'm a genius?
EAEddy as Edd
Hey, I'm Double D. I'm the genius.
EAEd as Eddy
I have caused discomfort 'cause I'm Eddy! [laughs]
[The 'Eds' laugh]
Rolf
Rolf has never been so confused.
[singing at Rolf's front door] We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas-
[Rolf opens the door wearing festive native clothing. Confused, Eddy and Double D stop singing]
[continues singing] ...We wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash!
[Wilfred oinks]
Rolf
[puts a strip of bacon into the Eds' cash jar] No cash. A fine strip of bacon, yes?
Here Jimmy. Drink some water.
Is there anything we can do for you?
Rolf
Let Rolf nurture you with a bowl of Nano's pre-chewed seven-course dinner?
My tummy, Sarah. Pitiless is the tempest sea.
Rolf
Emergency. We must implement the boat procedures.
It was horrible! [fake coughs] Did I say it was horrible?
Horrible it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a bloodcurdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling grasp! [makes chewing sounds]
Rolf
Rolf has seen this meatball. It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night.
[Cut to Sarah and Jimmy]
You stay put here, Jimmy. I'll get some kids to help me carry you to your room. And don't forget to drink, you need to keep your fluids up.
You forgot the straw, Sarah. [an acorn falls into his drink] An acorn. Hello, Mister Squirrel. You're cute.
[Cut back to the Eds and the kids]
You're so brave, Eddy. Is there anything we can do for you?
The fact that I'm surrounded by all my friends is all I need.
You're just a big faker. Jimmy's the one who is really hurt.
Come closer, my child. You tell Jimmy he's out of his league.
[in the backyard, he has been crushed by a tree] Sarah! Owie!
[gasps] It's Jimmy! Jimmy's in trouble!
Hey, wait! Where ya goin'? Where's my attention? I was attacked by a meatball.
Hit the road, Bubbleboy. What the...
Rolf
Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf.
What are you talking about, man?
Rolf
Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf. Must I spell it? We have guests.
[Eddy crash-lands on Rolf and Kevin]
It worked! I'm safe! I'm better than Jimmy!
Did 'ya see that, Plank? Great crash, Eddy.
[floating down] Greetings, earthlings! Oh, you too, Mr. Doggie. You're cute. [a low growl is heard] I'm safe! No problem! [his suit tears and deflates] Not safe! Not safe! Help me!
What happened to my head?!
This is worthy of a noble prize!
What'd ya do to me, you quack?!
Rolf
Quack? I am Rolf.
You're a quack! Quack, quack quack!
Rolf
I am not a duck. I am Rolf.
How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?
Rolf
What?
My turn for shrinkage, Rolf.
Rolf
Stay back!
Get him! Wait till I get my hands on you! Fix my head, ya quack!
See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.
Rolf
Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious.
It's mine! I found the quarter!
Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.
Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first.
I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D!
Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!
Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to-
Rolf
May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!
Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.
What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!
Great. So I end up with a detention because of your stupid eating habits.
Is it that time already? Ooh, gravy cakes. Yum."
Excuse me, Ed, but don't you feel this daily diet of gravy may become detrimental to your health?
I swear he's obsessed with the stuff. It's stashed here, right there. I bet you couldn't go a lousy day without your lousy gravy, Ed.
[screams] Your voice is like toothpicks in my drumsticks, Eddy!
I agree, Ed. I've always wished Eddy could communicate in a tone of voice that didn't rattle the timbers of every house in a four-block vicinity.
Don't touch that dial, kids.
What about you, Mr. Encyclopediac? I bet I could stop yelling way before you could stop using those big fancy-schmancy words of yours.
Plank says Double D would go wacky if he only used words with one syllable.
Ha! Even the doorstop's got you pegged.
Aw, Dork, Dorkk and Dorky are having a little tiff. Ain't it precious? [He and Nazz laugh] What dorks.
Rolf
Always with this duck word, yes Kevin-boy? Rolf would wager his love of mammal flesh and 25 cents that you cannot renounce this label for the mixed-nuts Ed-boys.
What? I can give up saying dork just like that. [Snaps his fingers]
[To Jonny] Think you could go a whole day without that chunk of termite food telling you what to do?
Easy-peasy lemon-squeezy, Eddy. Right, Plank?
Sounds like we got ourselves a bet.
Way to bust a move, Double D. Let's twist.
Hey, that's my move he busted. He didn't even want to be here.
Like this, Double D. Let's boogie! Whee!
[To Kevin] Way to get burned, Shovelhead.
You gonna let that hussy steal your man, Marie?
[grabbing Eddy] Get up, shorty. We're dancing. Quick, he's looking. Make like an octopus and suck face.
Wilfred sure has some fancy footwork, huh, Jonny?
Rolf
Ed-boy, you have broken the customary laws of Rolf's traditions. You must first ask permission if you shimmy-shake the swine. Have you no shame?
[Lee forms Ed into a mallet]
Get your claws off my man, Marie.
"How 'bout you get your claws off my man, boyfriend-stealer!
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