Hurry, as the raspberries beg to be squashed, Ed-boy.
Let's sell the squash for cash. Chicken! Pet the chicken, pet the chicken... The stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it.
Excuse me, 'Eddy'. May I fuel inject? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals.
I love chickens, Eddy.
[The Eds laugh]
Ed-boy!
Wake up, Monobrow.
Oh right. Yes. Ahem. I am Ed.
You are not Ed-boy. I must have the large Ed-boy here now. So please, Ed-boy, raspberries to squash. Thank you.
Rolf said, thank you. Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness?
Put a sock in it, sock in it. I got a plan. Hey, burnhead. I will now inflict pain on you.
What? [Ed knocks Edd into the raspberry silo] Buttered toast?
No butter, raspberries. Squish the fruit, slowpoke Ed-boy. Rolf needs juice for his great thirst.
Eddy, I too am thirsty. Quite partial, to be correct.
Parched. The word you're looking for is parched.
Yeah, right, Lumpy. Parched is a fish. [laughs]
Intriguing.
You are not Ed. You have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing, impostor with tiny feet.
You know what they say, Double D. If you're thirsty, take a drink. Gee, Double D. You really let yourself go. Kids'll pay big money to ride a blimp. You're a genius, Double D.
You really think I'm a genius?
Hey, I'm Double D. I'm the genius.
I have caused discomfort 'cause I'm Eddy! [laughs]
[The 'Eds' laugh]
Rolf has never been so confused.
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