Edd quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Eddy

Hey! Uh. That's our luck.

Edd

That's always our luck.

Ed

[stomach growls] I'm hungry.

Jimmy

81.82.83.

Eddy

24.25.26.

Jimmy

27.28.29.

Eddy

[gets into a metallic bush, which is their hiding spot] Ha, this is the best hiding spot.

Ed

We can stay here forever.

Edd

At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes.

Edd

Your techniques are incorrect, Eddy. To extract milk from a cow, you must use its udder.

Eddy

I ain't touching that.

Edd

[recoiling from the handwritten Prank Master card in Ed's hand] He's such a horrible printer.

Ed

You hold it, Double D.

Edd

But I have no idea where it's been.

Ed

[sniffs] Something smells good.

Edd

It is said that scent is a gateway to one's true inner essence.

Eddy

[dizzy] Yes, I stink, therefore I am. [faints]

Ed

Hmm...Kevin's got a pretty fancy garage.

Edd

[referring to Kevin's bathroom] Must be a built-in car wash.

Huh?

Kevin

[in the bathtub naked and taking a bath] What are you dorks doing in here?

Eddy

[blows a klaxon, then chants] Kevin, Kevin, he's our man!

Edd

We can't do it-

Eddy

But Kevin sure can! [plays a bass drum 6 times]

Kevin!

Ed

What's a fad?

Edd

When something insignificant becomes popular.

Eddy

Right. And we know the Eds are way insignificant.

Eddy

We're behind again.

Edd

Cheer up, Eddy. My mom always says fads go in a cycle. In another ten years, we'll be back in style.

Ed

I'm hungry.

Eddy

Shut up, Ed.

Edd

[sees a sign that says Quarantine] Oh, dear! A quarantine!

Ed

I've seen this before.

Eddy

Where?

Ed

[points] There.

Edd

It must be an epidemic.

Eddy

So I guess we're the only ones not sick.

Eddy

WE'LL BUY A TRUCK-LOAD OF JAWBREAKERS!

Ed

What do you mean?

Eddy

What do you mean 'What do you mean'? With all this glorious... [looks closely at the bill he's holding and sees a picture of Ed's face drawn on it] What the-?! It's fake!

Ed

I drew it myself. Eddy's mad.

Edd

Correct. He's back to normal.

Eddy

We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.

Edd

Uh, actually, Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth.

Eddy

Uh, you don't know what you're talking about. What do you think, Ed? Ed? Ed? Ed? ED! HEY!!! What's clogged up your brain, Ed?

Ed

That! See? Robot Rebel Ranch!

[amazed] Ooh.

Ed

"Marooned on a distant planet!". "Visitors in the void!". "No escape!!". Huh? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! [notices 'Adults Only' sign on the poster] It's not fair! Aw, if only I were older.

Edd

Don't worry Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.

Ed

Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out.

Ed

THE GOAT ATE SARAH! THE GOAT ATE MY SISTER!

Eddy

Ed looking for the goat?

Edd

I think he found it.

Edd

Eddy, you should have told the truth!

Eddy

Truth, schmooth; we're off the hook, aren't we?

Eddy

[blearily] Who turned off the sun?

Edd

Good, you awake. We have a problem, Eddy.