Ed quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Edd

Oh Ed, wouldn't it be fun if we had some company?

Ed

You bet! Do you think they will like peanut butter?

Edd

Oh, I'm sure they will.

Edd

Not that is out of place in this den of dishevelment, but why is there a vehicle sitting in your brother's bedroom?

Eddy

He keeps his snake in the trunk. Huh. The little weasel must have escaped again.

Edd

Escaped? Oh dear, oh dear, oh- [runs into a stuffed camel]

Eddy

Hey, watch the camel! I said, no touching.

Ed

Wow, I wish I had a room like this.

Edd

This is becoming extremely dangerous, Eddy.

Eddy

Let's get the stash and get out of here.

Ed

Is that you tickling me, Eddy?

Ed

I was walking on the sidewalk until I saw a bug. Hello bug. I walked up to this tree and hit my head on this branch. Sorry, it was this one. And I gazed at the stars.

Edd

Ed, please don't do that.

Eddy

C'mon, we're wasting time. Where'd you hide the magazines, Ed?

Ed

Rubber chicken, Eddy. [he pulls one out of his jacket, tosses it away, and runs down the street] Hide the box, hide the box I said. [he slips on the chicken] But then I tripped! Hanging on to my pal's box of magazines, for dear life, I fell and slid into a sewer.

Eddy

A SEWER?! My magazines are in the sewer?!

Edd

Well I suppose one man's treasure is another man's trash. You realize if your magazines are in that sewer, Eddy, they'd be totally illegible, the text smeared by the damp sludge.

Eddy

It's the pictures I'm worried about.

Edd

Bon appetite.

Jonny

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Edd

Ed, you were supposed to use a real turkey!

Ed

Stuffing, anybody?

Eddy

Idiot!

Edd

Ed! Eddy! Help me! [He is clinged to the ground by May’s teeth] Wait, Please, you don't understand!

Lee

You missed two of them, May.

Marie

Yeah, but at least she's got the cute one.

Ed

DOUBLE D! EDDY!

Eddy

No time, Ed! Jawbreakers!

Now eat your mattress.

Ed

Yum.

Edd

Excuse me, Ed, but is this your- GOOD LORD MAN!

Ed

[As he finishes swallowing his mattress] That hit the spot.

Ed

Hello, my name is Ed.

Eddy

We're running out of ideas, Double D. Think of something that'll make me look good.

Edd

Ed, you be careful with that! Oh, what do I care, it's his camera.

Ed

Man the helms! Dive! Dive! [swallows the camera]

Edd

Ed, what have you done? Open it. Open it. You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract.

Ed

Boy, I can't wait to see that part, Double D.

Edd

Yes, well, let's not say we did, Ed.

Eddy

C'mon, c'mon. I've got an impression to make, remember?

Edd

Is that a cookie?

Ed

Yep. [eats it] Saved it.

Edd

THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL...It's nice to have you back, Ed.

Jimmy

See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.

Rolf

Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious.

Eddy

It's mine! I found the quarter!

Kevin

Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.

Sarah

Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first.

Ed

I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D!

Eddy

Hands off my quarter!

Edd

Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!

Jimmy

Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to-

Rolf

May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!

Kevin

Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.

Sarah

What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!

Edd

Crude, yet effective.

Eddy

[answers the phone] Talk to me. [whistles a bit] Trade it. Buy it. Sell it. [hangs up]

Ed

[jumping] Up! Up! Up!

Eddy

Put some muscle into it, Ed!

Ed

You got it, chief. And UP! [leaps straight up into the sky] Eddy, I'm coming! [crashes through the desk] I'm okay.

Eddy

[yelling] THAT'S IT! I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile, bust a gut, BE HAPPY!!! [slaps Ed] Get over it.

Ed

[roars and rips his unibrow into two] BIIIIIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!

Edd

Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed?

Ed

Not I, Double D. Talk to Mister Stink Pot.

Eddy

Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower.

Ed

Oh look, A flipper.

Eddy

It's a spatula, stupid.

Ed

I love pancakes!

Eddy

Shut up and pour, lumpy.