Ed quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Eddy

I don't have a good feeling about this.

Ed

I don't have any feeling at all.

Ed

Nice job, Double D. It looks just like a 'Q'.

Edd

Excuse me? Ed, I think somewhere on the line you've lost your train of thought. Your plan is irrational, muddled, and inconsequential. [Ed munches on a dog biscuit] Is that a doggie treat?

Ed

What's the rock for, Double D?

Edd

[drops the rock on his foot] MY FOOT!!!

Jonny

Let's tickle them till they wet their pants.

Eddy

Well, let's not jump to anything rash.

Ed

Fools! Evil Tim has beckoned you all! For you will all pay with your brains!

Eddy

Brains? What're we gonna do with brains?

Eddy

What happened to the stairs?

Ed

My parents took them down because I am grounded.

Edd

That's disturbing.

Eddy

What could be more important than Master Eddy?

Ed

COOKIE DOUGH!

Edd

They say in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it.

Kevin

I'll get you, dork! After I find some ointment, ouch.

Eddy

What's with that? I did everything my dad does. How come he sells stuff? Maybe it's the tie.

Edd

Well, it certainly couldn't be the fact we manufactured the biker from HAND-ME-DOWN KITCHENWARE! Ten hours of hard work, and for what?

Ed

To fleece the masses.

Eddy

Check's in the mail, Ed.

Eddy

What happened to my head?!

Ed

It is so puny!

Edd

This is worthy of a noble prize!

Eddy

What'd ya do to me, you quack?!

Rolf

Quack? I am Rolf.

Eddy

You're a quack! Quack, quack quack!

Rolf

I am not a duck. I am Rolf.

Edd

How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?

Rolf

What?

Ed

My turn for shrinkage, Rolf.

Eddy

Fix me!

Edd

Tell me.

Ed

Shrink me!

Rolf

Stay back!

Eddy

Get him! Wait till I get my hands on you! Fix my head, ya quack!

Ed

He's Rolf.

Edd

Where did you exhume this from, Ed?

Ed

Brick-a-brack from right under my bed, Double D.

Edd

Ed, Eddy's overzealous attempts to reform this erroneous altercation is destined to fail.

Ed

Napkin please.

Edd

I should've known better.

Ed

Could you pull my finger, Rolf?

Rolf

No.

Kevin

Man, Nazz looks awesome today.

Jonny

I wanna write Nazz a poem, and I hate writing.

Ed

Double D, my tummy feels all wiggly and crawly inside.

Edd

That's nice, Ed.

Eddy

I feel like the Nazz on the back of my Nazz is standing on Nazz.

Edd

That's nice, Ed.

Edd

There's something bewitching about Nazz today. An unusual enchantment. [unwittingly steps on Ed's face as he walks off] A happening of sorts.

Eddy

She's happening, all right. [follows Edd, also stepping on Ed's face]

Ed

I feel like a doormat. Can it be love?

Kevin

[in thought] She's so radical.

Eddy

[in thought] She can't keep her eyes off me.

Edd

[in thought] Her hair is so clean and not fly-away at all.

Ed

[in thought] Hello? Echo! MY NAME IS ED!

Eddy

Nazz would love a new bike.

Ed

Or a new toilet?

Kevin

Not the bike, dork.

Jonny

Too bad! Plank was just aching to try a new ride! [laughs] One time Plank went on a roller coaster 119 times in a row. Whew! I chucked biscuits after that, didn't I, buddy? Why, Plank spent his whole allowance that day; a regular Rockefeller.

Eddy

Plank gets an allowance? Have I got a ride for you. [grabs Plank and throws him in he air]

Jonny

Plank?!

Eddy

Nice ride, huh, Plank? That'll be 25 cents.

Jonny

Plank says you throw like a toothpick, Eddy. He won't pay for kiddie rides.

Eddy

Well, you tell that doorstop Eddy's got a ride that will round his corners. And it's cheap, cheap, cheap.

Jonny

Plank says your mouth runs faster than six-month-old cheese, Eddy.

Eddy

I'll take that as a yes.

Edd

I object. My skin is still prune from that surf school fiasco.

Eddy

Ed, who are we to deny Plank the thrill of a lifetime? Let's get to work. [hands Plank to Ed] Who says money can't buy happiness?

Ed

[to Plank] Hello, my name is Ed.