Ed quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Eddy

We're behind again.

Edd

Cheer up, Eddy. My mom always says fads go in a cycle. In another ten years, we'll be back in style.

Ed

I'm hungry.

Eddy

Shut up, Ed.

Edd

[sees a sign that says Quarantine] Oh, dear! A quarantine!

Ed

I've seen this before.

Eddy

Where?

Ed

[points] There.

Edd

It must be an epidemic.

Eddy

So I guess we're the only ones not sick.

Eddy

WE'LL BUY A TRUCK-LOAD OF JAWBREAKERS!

Ed

What do you mean?

Eddy

What do you mean 'What do you mean'? With all this glorious... [looks closely at the bill he's holding and sees a picture of Ed's face drawn on it] What the-?! It's fake!

Ed

I drew it myself. Eddy's mad.

Edd

Correct. He's back to normal.

Eddy

We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.

Edd

Uh, actually, Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth.

Eddy

Uh, you don't know what you're talking about. What do you think, Ed? Ed? Ed? Ed? ED! HEY!!! What's clogged up your brain, Ed?

Ed

That! See? Robot Rebel Ranch!

[amazed] Ooh.

Ed

"Marooned on a distant planet!". "Visitors in the void!". "No escape!!". Huh? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! [notices 'Adults Only' sign on the poster] It's not fair! Aw, if only I were older.

Edd

Don't worry Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.

Ed

Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out.

Eddy

Ed, why is your helmet tied to your butt?

Ed

For protection.

Eddy

[attempts to get the helmet off Ed's butt] It's meant for your head.

Ed

It's my butt!

Eddy

It's not safe!

Ed

Eddy, stop!

Eddy

It's not meant-

Aah! [they both fall down]

Jonny

[points] There!

Eddy

A dirty popsicle stick?

Ed

[grabs the popsicle stick from Eddy] Got it, Eddy.

Eddy

[groans] We need large pieces of wood, Jonny. Tell Plank to quit fooling around.

Jonny

Okay, okay! He said follow him!

Ed

Can Eddy come out to play?

Eddy

I'm right beside you Ed.

Ed

HI EDDY!

Ed

THE GOAT ATE SARAH! THE GOAT ATE MY SISTER!

Eddy

Ed looking for the goat?

Edd

I think he found it.

Now remember Ed, Equal weight is the key.

Ed

I am the king of the jungle.

Edd

Ed, did you know that you've been sleepwalking? And that you've consumed all the food within a five block radius of your bed?

Ed

Not only that, but I feel like I have consumed all the food within a five block radius of my bed. Huh? [sees Edd's half-eaten cactus plant Jim] Oh, Jim got a haircut.

Ed

How's it look, Eddy?

Eddy

Ed, you put the sign on upside-down.

Ed

No Eddy, I put the sign on the garage.

Eddy

Just flip it over, Ed.

Ed

Flip it? Got it.

Edd

Ah...I think I'm ready to tackle anything with my fine assortment of short and long, hard and soft hairbrushes.

Ed

[flips the entire garage over] I flipped it, Eddy.

Edd

Well, I can read it.

Eddy

Ed's Pet 'Boutick' is open for business.

Eddy

Anything good on Double D?

Edd

Ooh there's a documentary on mollusks.

Ed

Boring. How about 'Bob: Defender of the Bunion People'?

Edd

It seems the fly has lodged itself into Eddy's voice box, disabling his ability to talk.

Ed

[plucks one of Eddy's hairs off of his head. Eddy silently yells in pain] Eddy can't talk.

Edd

The brain is an amazing organ, Ed. It's actually fooling me that Eddy's calling out to us.

Ed

Were Rolf's fish sticks good, Double D?

Eddy

Ed! Fire up the engine!

Ed

Roger walnut, Eddy! Jumping. [jumps down, rocking the boat, and puts his lower half in the water again] Kick my feet, kick my feet, kick my feet.

Eddy

Faster, Ed!

Lee

I wanna be their barnacle of love.

May

Barnacle.