Ed quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

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Work that body, work that body, don't you hurt nobody.

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As I was saying, I am the queen!

And we are your serviants.

Next thing you know, she wants a throne. [cut to Sarah on a makeshift throne] A toast to my big mouth.

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Ed, what are you doing?

Making Eddy tall.

I'm telling mom!

Jimmy

I wanna be tall too.

Come on, Jimmy.

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Mmm, I found a doughnut.

That's a record, chowderhead.

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[hears the growling] EDDY!!! [jumps into Eddy's arms]

You're giving me a hernia, Ed!

It sounds like the howl of a werewolf from the belly of Hades!

Aah! Get off me, Ed! That's your belly.

I'm hungry.

We can go to my house and make some pizza.

I'll make the sauce.

I'll get in the way and make a big mess.

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[Last lines; after Jonny finds the four leaf clover and a $20.00 bill]

Hey! Uh. That's our luck.

That's always our luck.

[stomach growls] I'm hungry.

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[The Eds have the opportunity to hide in a game of Hide-n-Seek. Eddy is heading over to his hiding spot with some food]

81.82.83.

24.25.26.

27.28.29.

[gets into a metallic bush, which is their hiding spot] Ha, this is the best hiding spot.

We can stay here forever.

At the rate of your consumption, it may only be minutes.

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[Eddy has an idea to get the kids to come out of their hiding spot]

[effeminate voice] Help me! Help! Somebody stole my purse! Oh, somebody help!

Hmm. PLANK, YOUR MOMMA'S CALLING!

[The scene zooms over to a bush in which Plank pops up from it]

They must be cheating.

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Look into the circley thing.

Rolf

You crazy.

It's not working, Eddy.

Spin it, bean dip.

Thanks, Eddy.

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Take me to your leader!

Give 'em the Burr-Head Bump, Ed.

I can't Eddy, my mom says I can't fight girls.

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[recoiling from the handwritten Prank Master card in Ed's hand] He's such a horrible printer.

You hold it, Double D.

But I have no idea where it's been.

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[Last lines,; after unleashing the stink bomb throughout the Cul-de-sac]

[sniffs] Something smells good.

It is said that scent is a gateway to one's true inner essence.

[dizzy] Yes, I stink, therefore I am. [faints]

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Hmm...Kevin's got a pretty fancy garage.

[referring to Kevin's bathroom] Must be a built-in car wash.

EThe Eds

Huh?

Kevin

[in the bathtub naked and taking a bath] What are you dorks doing in here?

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What's a fad?

When something insignificant becomes popular.

Right. And we know the Eds are way insignificant.