Eddy quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Eddy

See that loser? That's Kevin. He's the neighborhood dork. I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss.

Edd

Eddy.

Kevin

Neighborhood dork, huh? Hey, Double Dweeb, you getting this?

Eddy

He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro? Slow down, Kevin, I was just kidding, stop, please!

Ed

Hello, my name is Ed.

Eddy

We're running out of ideas, Double D. Think of something that'll make me look good.

Edd

Ed, you be careful with that! Oh, what do I care, it's his camera.

Ed

Man the helms! Dive! Dive! [swallows the camera]

Edd

Ed, what have you done? Open it. Open it. You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract.

Ed

Boy, I can't wait to see that part, Double D.

Edd

Yes, well, let's not say we did, Ed.

Eddy

C'mon, c'mon. I've got an impression to make, remember?

Eddy

Give me the cash.

Edd

Eddy, taking note is a essential part of learning.

Eddy

Are you touching my face?

Edd

Oh, uh, yes, sorry.

Eddy

I just learned something today, Double D.

Edd

You have? Tell me, Eddy.

Eddy

We should open up a weight loss clinic! I'll be rich!

Jimmy

See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.

Rolf

Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious.

Eddy

It's mine! I found the quarter!

Kevin

Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.

Sarah

Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first.

Ed

I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D!

Eddy

Hands off my quarter!

Edd

Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!

Jimmy

Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to-

Rolf

May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!

Kevin

Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.

Sarah

What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!

Edd

Crude, yet effective.

Eddy

[answers the phone] Talk to me. [whistles a bit] Trade it. Buy it. Sell it. [hangs up]

Ed

[jumping] Up! Up! Up!

Eddy

Put some muscle into it, Ed!

Ed

You got it, chief. And UP! [leaps straight up into the sky] Eddy, I'm coming! [crashes through the desk] I'm okay.

Eddy

[yelling] THAT'S IT! I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile, bust a gut, BE HAPPY!!! [slaps Ed] Get over it.

Ed

[roars and rips his unibrow into two] BIIIIIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!

Edd

Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed?

Ed

Not I, Double D. Talk to Mister Stink Pot.

Eddy

Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower.

Ed

Oh look, A flipper.

Eddy

It's a spatula, stupid.

Ed

I love pancakes!

Eddy

Shut up and pour, lumpy.

Edd

If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.

Eddy

Ok.

Edd

Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marion.

Eddy

[laughs] Marion?! That's a girl's name!

Ed

1, 2, tie my shoe! 3, 4, shut the door! 5, 6, pick up sticks! 7, 8, lay them straight! 9, 10, a big fat hen! 11, 12...

Eddy

Ed! [Ed is hit 3 times and wakes up] Get up, stupid! We're wasting time!

Eddy

[answering the telephone] Hello? [gets sprayed]

Edd

Oh, look Ed. A Skunk. Did you know in some parts it's also known as a polecat?

Ed

Who stepped on a duck?

Eddy

I say we test it.

Edd

Test it?

Ed

Like, mustard?

Ed

[eating one of Edd's shoes] How long have you been a size 2?

Edd

Size 2? But I've always worn a size 5 shoe, doctor.

Eddy

Sounds like another symptom to me.