Eddy quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Kevin

[in thought] She's so radical.

Eddy

[in thought] She can't keep her eyes off me.

Edd

[in thought] Her hair is so clean and not fly-away at all.

Ed

[in thought] Hello? Echo! MY NAME IS ED!

Eddy

Nazz would love a new bike.

Ed

Or a new toilet?

Kevin

Not the bike, dork.

Edd

That's it, Jimmy. Distribute your weight. Balance.

Jimmy

That tickles.

Edd

Yes and now try standing.

Jimmy

Don't let me fall! [eventually manages to stand up on the wooden board inside Edd's pool] Hot diggety dog! I'm surfing!

Eddy

Not quite there, mini-kahuna, but if you're brave enough, we at Ed's Surf School will teach you how to flip the lip, hang ten, or shave the barrel, for an additional fee, of course. [opens a soda] Can you handle it?

Jimmy

I'm stoked! Teach me! Teach me! [starts to lose balance] AH! Don't let go! Don't let go!

Edd

I wouldn't think of it, Jimmy.

Jonny

Too bad! Plank was just aching to try a new ride! [laughs] One time Plank went on a roller coaster 119 times in a row. Whew! I chucked biscuits after that, didn't I, buddy? Why, Plank spent his whole allowance that day; a regular Rockefeller.

Eddy

Plank gets an allowance? Have I got a ride for you. [grabs Plank and throws him in he air]

Jonny

Plank?!

Eddy

Nice ride, huh, Plank? That'll be 25 cents.

Jonny

Plank says you throw like a toothpick, Eddy. He won't pay for kiddie rides.

Eddy

Well, you tell that doorstop Eddy's got a ride that will round his corners. And it's cheap, cheap, cheap.

Jonny

Plank says your mouth runs faster than six-month-old cheese, Eddy.

Eddy

I'll take that as a yes.

Edd

I object. My skin is still prune from that surf school fiasco.

Eddy

Ed, who are we to deny Plank the thrill of a lifetime? Let's get to work. [hands Plank to Ed] Who says money can't buy happiness?

Ed

[to Plank] Hello, my name is Ed.

Edd

Not that is out of place in this den of dishevelment, but why is there a vehicle sitting in your brother's bedroom?

Eddy

He keeps his snake in the trunk. Huh. The little weasel must have escaped again.

Edd

Escaped? Oh dear, oh dear, oh- [runs into a stuffed camel]

Eddy

Hey, watch the camel! I said, no touching.

Ed

Wow, I wish I had a room like this.

Edd

This is becoming extremely dangerous, Eddy.

Eddy

Let's get the stash and get out of here.

Ed

Is that you tickling me, Eddy?

Eddy

There you are. Oh, man, I can see it now. Mansions, yachts, friends. [opens the suitcase]

Edd

Wishbones?

Eddy

I'm so confused.

Edd

I think your brother's a whiz at pulling your leg, Eddy.

Lee

Looks like we've adopted some groundhogs, eh, girls?

Marie

Cute chubby-cheeked ones, too.

May

Hey, I forgot where I hid these.

Ed

I was walking on the sidewalk until I saw a bug. Hello bug. I walked up to this tree and hit my head on this branch. Sorry, it was this one. And I gazed at the stars.

Edd

Ed, please don't do that.

Eddy

C'mon, we're wasting time. Where'd you hide the magazines, Ed?

Ed

Rubber chicken, Eddy. [he pulls one out of his jacket, tosses it away, and runs down the street] Hide the box, hide the box I said. [he slips on the chicken] But then I tripped! Hanging on to my pal's box of magazines, for dear life, I fell and slid into a sewer.

Eddy

A SEWER?! My magazines are in the sewer?!

Edd

Well I suppose one man's treasure is another man's trash. You realize if your magazines are in that sewer, Eddy, they'd be totally illegible, the text smeared by the damp sludge.

Eddy

It's the pictures I'm worried about.

Eddy

What's with Ed's face?

Edd

Will you just let me do this, Eddy?

Edd

A moment please, read a magazine or something.

Eddy

Read a magazine? I would if I knew where Ed hid 'em.

Edd

Oh. You read those?

Edd

Bon appetite.

Jonny

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Edd

Ed, you were supposed to use a real turkey!

Ed

Stuffing, anybody?

Eddy

Idiot!

Rolf

Stay Back as Rolf's Momma pickled cabbage... SILHOARM!

Eddy

Oh, man! [Rolf hits the target with the hammer, sending Eddy flying] MOOOMMYYY!!!

Eddy

"I'm a sap for ya. You know that, don'tcha?" [Someone taps his shoulder] "Yeah yeah, the line starts over there." [The finger taps again.] "Hey, how 'bout I stick my foot right..."Hello."

Nazz

"What's with the styling clothes, Eddy?"

Eddy

"Where'd you get that jawbreaker, Nazz?" "Bazooka-chin Kevin, right?"

Nazz

"No way. It's Customer Appreciation Day at the candy store, and they're giving away jawbreakers for free."

Eddy

"FREE? YEEHA!"

Nazz

"But you better hurry. The store closes in 10 minutes."

Edd

Ed! Eddy! Help me! [He is clinged to the ground by May’s teeth] Wait, Please, you don't understand!

Lee

You missed two of them, May.

Marie

Yeah, but at least she's got the cute one.

Ed

DOUBLE D! EDDY!

Eddy

No time, Ed! Jawbreakers!

Eddy

Nice try, Double D.

Edd

Stop, Oh Please No!

Eddy

Okay, Double D, you can come out now.

Edd

[screams]