Eddy quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Edd

Take note; as I am a-

Eddy

Stupid sockhead and a babbling dweeb who can't lift a butterfly. I wish I was as good-looking as Eddy.

Jonny

Boy, this story stinks. Plank and I want a real story, with stuff like octopus' gardens, silver hammers, and Mr. Kite.

Eddy

Open a window, Jonny, and get some air.

Eddy

I don't have a good feeling about this.

Ed

I don't have any feeling at all.

Jonny

Let's tickle them till they wet their pants.

Eddy

Well, let's not jump to anything rash.

Ed

Fools! Evil Tim has beckoned you all! For you will all pay with your brains!

Eddy

Brains? What're we gonna do with brains?

Eddy

What happened to the stairs?

Ed

My parents took them down because I am grounded.

Edd

That's disturbing.

Eddy

What could be more important than Master Eddy?

Ed

COOKIE DOUGH!

Edd

They say in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it.

Eddy

[sarcastically] Oh, boo hoo. I hurt Rolf's stinky fish ball.

Edd

It's not the fish ball, Eddy! You hurt Rolf's feelings!

Kevin

Is this thing supposed to be dead?

Eddy

The iguana ain't dead, windbag. It's just, uh...

Edd

Sleeping like a baby, Kevin. That'll be 25 cents.

Jonny

Sold!

Edd

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Eddy

Who's complaining?

Eddy

[chanting] Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk-

Jonny

We hate broccoli!

Eddy

Ain't gonna work!

Kevin

I'll get you, dork! After I find some ointment, ouch.

Eddy

What's with that? I did everything my dad does. How come he sells stuff? Maybe it's the tie.

Edd

Well, it certainly couldn't be the fact we manufactured the biker from HAND-ME-DOWN KITCHENWARE! Ten hours of hard work, and for what?

Ed

To fleece the masses.

Eddy

Check's in the mail, Ed.

Eddy

Gimme that balloon, Sarah!

Sarah

Gimme, Gimme never gets!

Eddy

What happened to my head?!

Ed

It is so puny!

Edd

This is worthy of a noble prize!

Eddy

What'd ya do to me, you quack?!

Rolf

Quack? I am Rolf.

Eddy

You're a quack! Quack, quack quack!

Rolf

I am not a duck. I am Rolf.

Edd

How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?

Rolf

What?

Ed

My turn for shrinkage, Rolf.

Eddy

Fix me!

Edd

Tell me.

Ed

Shrink me!

Rolf

Stay back!

Eddy

Get him! Wait till I get my hands on you! Fix my head, ya quack!

Ed

He's Rolf.

Eddy

[to Jimmy] Are you unconshi, unconshy?

Edd

Unconscious, Eddy.

Eddy

Dead from the neck up?

Kevin

Man, Nazz looks awesome today.

Jonny

I wanna write Nazz a poem, and I hate writing.

Ed

Double D, my tummy feels all wiggly and crawly inside.

Edd

That's nice, Ed.

Eddy

I feel like the Nazz on the back of my Nazz is standing on Nazz.

Edd

That's nice, Ed.

Edd

There's something bewitching about Nazz today. An unusual enchantment. [unwittingly steps on Ed's face as he walks off] A happening of sorts.

Eddy

She's happening, all right. [follows Edd, also stepping on Ed's face]

Ed

I feel like a doormat. Can it be love?

Edd

Nazz is as graceful as a gazelle leaping through a field of buttercups...

Eddy

Yeah...a ga-whatchamacallit...