Eddy quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Eddy

Eddy, you're the man with the scam. You're the big... Uh... [falls down the stairs]

Ed

[talking to Nazz] So if I join you at the party, can I be a tarantula? Or maybe a salamander?

Eddy

Party? Wait! Hey! I'm stuck! Ed! Don't forget Cockroach Eddy.

Ed

I think I swallowed a turtle.

Eddy

What country are we in?

Edd

We're home, Eddy. And we've broken everything but a record.

Ed

Can I wear a dress again?

Rolf

Hallo. I will be performing my country's traditional Dance of the Hairless Otter-

Eddy

Next! No budget for subtitles....

Eddy

Nice little soiree, huh, Rolfy-boy?

Rolf

You have an invitation, overdressed Ed-boy?

Eddy

The crow caws at midnight.

Rolf

And the cat sours the basil. Rolf would love to talk politics, but I must see your invitation.

Eddy

No problem, stretch...Look! Who's that hairy beast eating all the dip?!

Rolf

Nana?

Jimmy

Did it fall off a truck?

Sarah

That's how my brother was born.

Kevin

Prize grabbers are cool.

Eddy

Whoa; that was fast.

Ed

Jib made you presents.

Presents?

Eddy

I hate Jib.

Eddy

[to Ed, about Sarah] If she told you to go jump in a lake with a rock tied to your head, and wait for naked photos of you to be developed, so she can hand them out to all the kids in the cul-de-sac, would you?

Ed

I had socks on, Eddy.

Eddy

Turn out that light!

Rolf

Ah, yes! Sorry, Ed-boy!

Eddy

Why don't you Kankers get lost?

Ed

And forget about any lovey-dovey stuff.

Lovey-dovey.

Eddy

Ed, you dolt.

Eddy

Hit the road. [flicks a spider off the doorknob. It falls off, rolls across the floor and falls into a hole]

Edd

Tell me that didn't happen.

Ed

It didn't happen.

Ed

[takes out a bottle of mustard from his jacket and squeezes it and a pencil pops up] Alley oop. Here's your mustard, Double D.

Eddy

He asked for a pen.

Ed

He asked for mustard. Do you have corn in your ears, mister?

Ed

Let's drive to the city, fellas.

Edd

We're too young to drive, Ed.

Ed

My dad has a shovel.

Eddy

If we can't get to the city, then let's bring the city to the cul-de-sac.

Edd

I suppose I'd better find some tape.

Ed

Not to mention a duck.

Eddy

Pigeons don't go 'oink', Ed.

Ed

I'm a gazelle. Oink!

Kevin

You guys are in so much trouble.

Eddy

Tell me about it, I lost my money.

Edd

Let's just do the right thing, Eddy, and work for the rest of our lives to buy Jonny a new home.

Eddy

Yeah, right. They'll never catch [rips his shirt off to reveal his trapeze costume] THE FLYING EDUARDO BROTHERS!

Edd

You're still wearing that thing?