Eddy quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Played by Tony Sampson

Ed, Edd n Eddy · 220 quotes

Most-quoted character in Ed, Edd n Eddy: in 146 of its 220 quotes
Most scenes with: Ed (93), Edd (93), Jonny 2x4 (16)

Scenes with Eddy 140

[Eddy has an idea to get the kids to come out of their hiding spot]

Eddy

[effeminate voice] Help me! Help! Somebody stole my purse! Oh, somebody help!

Hmm. PLANK, YOUR MOMMA'S CALLING!

[The scene zooms over to a bush in which Plank pops up from it]

Eddy

They must be cheating.

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Look into the circley thing.

Rolf

You crazy.

It's not working, Eddy.

Eddy

Spin it, bean dip.

Thanks, Eddy.

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Edd

Your techniques are incorrect, Eddy. To extract milk from a cow, you must use its udder.

Eddy

I ain't touching that.

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Take me to your leader!

Eddy

Give 'em the Burr-Head Bump, Ed.

I can't Eddy, my mom says I can't fight girls.

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[Last lines,; after unleashing the stink bomb throughout the Cul-de-sac]

[sniffs] Something smells good.

Edd

It is said that scent is a gateway to one's true inner essence.

Eddy

[dizzy] Yes, I stink, therefore I am. [faints]

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Eddy

[blows a klaxon, then chants] Kevin, Kevin, he's our man!

Edd

We can't do it-

Eddy

But Kevin sure can! [plays a bass drum 6 times]

[Ed bangs his head on trash can lids; Edd blows a noisemaker. The drum rolls away as Ed brings two lids, with Eddy in it. Ed moons, showing his butt with IN on his underwear, Eddy is standing upright with the K painted on his front body, Edd holds a sign EV]

EThe Eds

Kevin!

[Edd realizes they spelled it as KINEV and corrects it. Kevin holds up a sign that says "Dorks"]

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What's a fad?

Edd

When something insignificant becomes popular.

Eddy

Right. And we know the Eds are way insignificant.

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Eddy

We're behind again.

Edd

Cheer up, Eddy. My mom always says fads go in a cycle. In another ten years, we'll be back in style.

I'm hungry.

Eddy

Shut up, Ed.

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Edd

[sees a sign that says Quarantine] Oh, dear! A quarantine!

I've seen this before.

Eddy

Where?

[points] There.

[Each and every house has quarantine signs everywhere]

Edd

It must be an epidemic.

Eddy

So I guess we're the only ones not sick.

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[Eddy is locked into a padded shed and presented a large amount of fake money]

Eddy

WE'LL BUY A TRUCK-LOAD OF JAWBREAKERS!

What do you mean?

Eddy

What do you mean 'What do you mean'? With all this glorious... [looks closely at the bill he's holding and sees a picture of Ed's face drawn on it] What the-?! It's fake!

I drew it myself. Eddy's mad.

Edd

Correct. He's back to normal.

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Eddy

We'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks.

Edd

Uh, actually, Eddy, with current exchange rates, maybe an afternoon's worth.

Eddy

Uh, you don't know what you're talking about. What do you think, Ed? Ed? Ed? Ed? ED! HEY!!! What's clogged up your brain, Ed?

That! See? Robot Rebel Ranch!

EThe Eds

[amazed] Ooh.

"Marooned on a distant planet!". "Visitors in the void!". "No escape!!". Huh? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! [notices 'Adults Only' sign on the poster] It's not fair! Aw, if only I were older.

Edd

Don't worry Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.

Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out.

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Eddy

Ed, why is your helmet tied to your butt?

For protection.

Eddy

[attempts to get the helmet off Ed's butt] It's meant for your head.

It's my butt!

Eddy