Now look what you did-you musclebound pipsqueak! I said to open the door-not blow up the house!
You have released a signal to a being greater than you have ever encountered...AND NOW HE KNOWS WE ARE HERE!
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Hold it right there, Captain Shortness! (Bobby turns around) Not you, the other one! This stupid safari's not taking another step until you tell us what's going on!
(pauses) We are running, Cavalier! For our very lives!
(grabs Dungeon Master's shoulder) From what? Come on, this is a joke, right? You're looking at old pros here! We've survived everything this silly Realm's dished out, from five-headed dragons to one-horned Vengers!
Yeah, everything except triple-eyed, double-fanged, flying purple people-eaters.
Are you kidding? I got one of those last week!
Give it up, Presto. Nothing in that hat's gonna help us!
Well, not unless you want a-a set of highway safety flares! Or-Or a battery-powered emergency radio! .... with no batteries. Or maybe a copy of.... "Ranger Fred's Guide to Survival in the Amazon"? (groans) I think my stupid hat needs a tune-up.
No Cavelier You asked permission (sternly gazes at Hank; Hank had not stopped Eric from trying to open the box; Hank admits he was wrong )
WHO IS IT OR WHAT IS IT?
His name is not for your ears....He is not life as we know it.
That thing chased us all the way across the Realm!
Let it END here..One way or another...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE END? SIS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO US?
This is just a test? YOU are going to save US?
....Get Dungeonmaster to that heart of dawn thing..if you don't..NONE OF US WILL SEE ANOTHER SUNRISE.
Is this what heaven looks like?
GUESS AGAIN FOOL.
He...is ...really gone?
He is gone to wreak havoc on other worlds. Still we may have a little time.
Until when?
Until HE RETURNS...
If only we'd gotten to the portal in the Castle of Clouds...
Another chance to go home lost in smoke...
(having his hair cut by Presto) Right now, I'd be happy to find a decent barber.
Would you hold still?
I am! What do you want, rigor mortis?
PPilot
Mayday! Mayday! Starfire to base! Does anybody read me? I just had a dogfight with a- a flyin' dragon! Where am I? What's goin' on? Can anybody hear me?!
[flies in] I hear you. Surrender your ship to me. Now.
PPilot
Base, base, do you copy? Now I'm under attack by- some guy in a dress.... ridin' a flying horse?
I shall explain. Your.... friend and I have struck a bargain.
What?!
In exchange for passage back to his own world, he has agreed to help me ELIMINATE YOU from this one. With that machine, he will tip the scales of battle: his country, not yours, shall WIN your insignificant Second World War. History will CHANGE. Your parents will have never MET. And none of you will have been BORN.
What?! [Venger condescendingly lifts her chin] Hank!!
Get away from my sister, you creep! (swings club at Venger, who easily catches it and lifts him into the air)
Bobby!
How very amusing. (Hank nocks an energy arrow) Go ahead, Ranger. Fire, if you wish.
(Venger drops Bobby, who tries to attack him again, but Sheila holds him back)
Let me go!
No, Bobby! That's what he wants you do to!
Indeed. I want you to do whatever you please, Barbarian. Fight. Scream. Run, if you wish! As fast and as far as you can! In a moment, the portal will open, and even the MEMORY of you will VANISH from your world!
I saw it but I don't believe it.
Yeah it.... works!
Lorne, that thing makes everything worse.
LLorne
I can't control it.
Wizard, are you nuts? I'm too SMART to be a wizard and he's TOO DUMB.
Why aren't they coming after us?
Can't blame them; this place looks like something out of "Better Homes and Gargoyles".
KKarina
I needed you to break the spell to retrieve my ring.. Now I have it I DON'T need YOU anymore (evil laugh)
I thought we were friends...
KKarina
YOU THOUGHT WRONG (evil laugh)
KKarina
(snarls in rage) WELCOME ....BROTHER.
KKids
He's your BROTHER? She's your sister?
I will DESTROY YOU..AND YOUR young friends.
KKarena
The ring you found..I MUST HAVE IT..and only then will I have absolute POWER.
DDungeomaster
To get home one of you will have to be more wrong than right...for only the heart can lead you home.
(Karina is wildly firing magical blasts around an illusion-filled room; Sheila, invisible, laughs)
I sure hope Venger's other brothers and sisters are more clever than you.
KKarina
(panicking, intensifying blasts) When I'm through with you, I'll deal with your friends!
How would you know what friends are? You don't have any!
KKarina
YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE! (blasts a wall, revealing the door)
(singsong) Thank you....
KKarina
No Without my ring im defenseless
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