Presto quotes from Dungeons & Dragons

Presto

It must be a hundred and twenty degrees in the shade, and there isn't any shade!

Presto

Powers that come and go in the night, banish these snail-things from my sight!

Presto

If you fall..You don't have to worry about hitting bottom....THERE ISN'T ONE.

Presto

Magic hat, I'm gonna be frank: What we need now is a twenty-ton tank. (a magic toy tank comes out of his hat)

Presto

....Get Dungeonmaster to that heart of dawn thing..if you don't..NONE OF US WILL SEE ANOTHER SUNRISE.

I'll take care of them...I think my batteries are dead

Eric

Quick! Under my shield...they'll never break through this...HUH?

Venger

Bow down to your MASTER!

I HAVE NO MASTER!

Eric

Maybe there will be one less dragon?

BUT OUR WEAPONS DON'T WORK!

Presto

Maybe there will be one less Venger!

Presto

Well, that should do it. Venger should be here any minute-

Venger

Where?

Presto

Right here! Don't you think- [finally notices him; screams]

Orc want to welcome YOU.

Where do you want to welcome US to?

Presto

We're in trouble.

Presto

I wonder if we'll ever find a way out of this world.

Dungeon Master

You will one day, Magician. With each brave deed, you grow more worthy. You will be rewarded, in time.

Eric

In time for what - our retirement?

Presto

Where's Dungeon Master when you need him?

Eric

Forget Dungeon Master, we need a SWAT team!

Its so skinny! What holds it up? (when they go inside)

Magic...the same magic that prevents me from entering

That's impossible! It's bigger inside than outside!

Presto

Now THAT's magic!

Eric

Ow! What genius stuck a tree in the middle of the hallway?

Presto

Uh, Eric.... (looks around) I think the tree's in the right place, and we're not.

Hank...BOBBI...Presto...Common...Anybody... you know I've scared to be alone

Hank

Some leader I turned out to be...!

Eric

(screams after being trapped by a ghost sheet and turned into a buffon) This isn't funny Presto, do something...

Presto

(panics after his glasses are taken by a flying demon) Hey, my glasses...I CAN'T SEE.

Bobby

(Bobby and Dinah see reflections of themselves..Bobby as a helpless baby and Dinah as a helpless old crone) That's not us is it?...Dinah?

I'm getting OLDER...and you are getting younger.

Presto

Oh no, I am unsure about all of them!

Eric

Presto, for once stop worrying and just concentrate on working a powerful spell. Try summoning an aircraft carrier for instance!

Eric

Well, you did stop them! (above apparently as written in script-but not used)

Eric

Pull something useful out of the that dumb hat..like an aircraft carrier!

Presto

Abra kaDavy! Bring us the United States Navy! (creates an aircraft carrier; demons all hit the stern headfirst)

(struggling to reel in a fish) It's bigger than I thought!

Presto

Maybe lunch for seven?

Sheila

More like seven for lunch!