Sheila quotes from Dungeons & Dragons

(struggling to reel in a fish) It's bigger than I thought!

Presto

Maybe lunch for seven?

Sheila

More like seven for lunch!

Sheila

Hey.... you think maybe Venger's not all bad?

Eric

Sure, and Genghis Khan was a stand-up comic.

Dungeon Master

(far behind) You are wrong, Cavalier. There was good in Venger, once. A long time ago. Everyone makes mistakes. Venger was mine.

Dungeon Master

Patience, young ones. You will find both safety, and danger ahead.

Sheila

Do we have to find both?

Sheila

(cornered) Uh-oh! End of the road!

Bobby

[Turns] You mean for them.

Hi, Sheila! Hi, Bobby! How did you guys get in my dream?

Sheila

Dream? This is real!

Eric

As soon as you get home, call our parents!

Bobby

Tell them we're okay! Tell them everything's okay!

Hank

We'll be home as soon as we find a portal back!

Wait a minute, are you guys cracked? This is Sunday night, you guys went to the amusement park and I couldn't go because I had homework, remember? And I'm asleep now, and this is just a dream.

Presto

No, no! I-It's real, and we're lost! Tell our parents!

I'm sure! Look, I'll see you in the morning at school, okay? Then you can show me another one of your dumb card tricks, eh, "Presto"? (laughs) See you around, guys. (disappears)

Sheila

But how are we going to sneak past those two ugly orcs?

Eric

I hear unicorns make great decoys-

Bobby

(hugging Uni) Forget it!

Venger

I shall explain. Your.... friend and I have struck a bargain.

What?!

Venger

In exchange for passage back to his own world, he has agreed to help me ELIMINATE YOU from this one. With that machine, he will tip the scales of battle: his country, not yours, shall WIN your insignificant Second World War. History will CHANGE. Your parents will have never MET. And none of you will have been BORN.

Sheila

What?! [Venger condescendingly lifts her chin] Hank!!

Bobby

Get away from my sister, you creep! (swings club at Venger, who easily catches it and lifts him into the air)

Sheila

Bobby!

Venger

How very amusing. (Hank nocks an energy arrow) Go ahead, Ranger. Fire, if you wish.

Bobby

Let me go!

Sheila

No, Bobby! That's what he wants you do to!

Venger

Indeed. I want you to do whatever you please, Barbarian. Fight. Scream. Run, if you wish! As fast and as far as you can! In a moment, the portal will open, and even the MEMORY of you will VANISH from your world!

I needed you to break the spell to retrieve my ring.. Now I have it I DON'T need YOU anymore (evil laugh)

Sheila

I thought we were friends...

YOU THOUGHT WRONG (evil laugh)

(snarls in rage) WELCOME ....BROTHER.

He's your BROTHER? She's your sister?

Venger

I will DESTROY YOU..AND YOUR young friends.

The ring you found..I MUST HAVE IT..and only then will I have absolute POWER.

Sheila

I sure hope Venger's other brothers and sisters are more clever than you.

(panicking, intensifying blasts) When I'm through with you, I'll deal with your friends!

Sheila

How would you know what friends are? You don't have any!

YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE! (blasts a wall, revealing the door)

Sheila

(singsong) Thank you....

No Without my ring im defenseless

Sheila

Are we doing the right thing, Eric?

Eric

I don't know. But we're not turning back.