Dungeons & Dragons · Season 1
Just how far is it to this city, Eric?
How am I supposed to know?
You're Dungeon Master, remember?
Oh. Right. Let's see, what would Dungeon Master say? (in a riddle-like tone) "You will find it, unless it finds you first; it is a long way off- yet in truth, it is very near!" (normal) How was that?
(the other kids boo him)
We'll have to leave our weapons here.
Can't we take her [Uni] with us?
I'm sorry she would not survive in our world. My magic will protect her.
Hurry! Get through the portal before it closes! I'll hold Venger off!
You're crazy. He's got our weapons and the Grimoire! What makes you think you can stop him?
Because I have to! Because ....I'M DUNGEON MASTER!
Not a chance, Horn-Head! C'mon! Take your best shot! Put up your dukes, let's see what you've got. Only one of us will survive this fight, and it's not gonna be ME! .... That's NOT RIGHT.
(advancing) Did you really believe a child like you could be Dungeon Master? This is your WORST mistake ever here, and it will be your LAST.
(imprisoned) "Regular"? We're giant-sized! C'mon! What's the matter with you guys? So we don't have our weapons - we still got our voices!
Huh?
(shouting and banging a plate against the window) I wanna see my lawyer! There's no TV in my cell! What about my phone call? I demand my riiights! [...] ...I've never been in a prison with such bad food! There's no ketchup on my French fries! And there's no French fries! HEY!
But how are we going to sneak past those two ugly orcs?
I hear unicorns make great decoys-
(hugging Uni) Forget it!
Venger is putting us ON ICE.
YOU MEAN IN ICE.
Somebody better do something...or we'll be stuck in this deep freeze forever.
Master there is no sign of them
WHAT THEY HAVE ESCAPED AGAIN? THIS IS THE LAST TIME
Sis I hate this I don't want to be in this World any more...I want Mom and Dad and my home and friends...
This is all Venger's fault. We oughta do something about that guy.
(twists bow, then throws it to the ground) Eric is RIGHT.
I AM?
Yeah. And we are going to do something about it.
We ARE?
The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger ONCE AND FOR ALL.
But nobody can beat Venger not even Dungeounmaster...
There is one creature who can TIAMAT
YOUR CRAZY...
Have you got a better idea...? I THOUGHt not
Hank,,TIAMAT the most Dangerous dragon in the Realm..How are we going to persuade her to fight Venger?
IF we get Venger..What will we Do to him once we have him?
Listen to me Ranger. Do not let your anger control you. (the kids close in) The course you are taking.... can only.... lead.... to.... ruin? (defeated) So then, it has come to this: Tiamat lives where the dragons go to die. The place that is the source of your weapons: the Dragon's Graveyard. As for to use her to overcome Venger-
No riddles! Tell us straight.
Ask her! She may help you. But then.... she MAY NOT. May I go now?
Wait Dungeonmaster... how do we find the way to the Dragons graveyard?
You carry the way with you ranger.Let it start with you
Venger gone ballistic
GIVE ME YOUr WEAPONS NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
Venger. He's blasting the rocks. Trying to get to us.
Good. I'm ready for him!
That's a comfort.
They are gone BUT WHERE?
(in the Dragon's Graveyard) Now what?
Now we find Tiamat.
(looks around at the skeletons) How do we know which one of these is her?
Simple, dummy: she'll be the one who attacks us.
Relax, Bobby. A boy your age shouldn't feel that much hate.
I told you all before, don't worry about me... worry about Venger.
What do YOU know of (hissing) VENGER?!
Dungeon Master said you could help us beat him.
In the Dragons' Graveyard, your weapons are more powerful than VENGER! But, you must face him here, and, in that, I CAN help you! (flies away through a dimensional portal)
I must have those weapons thay are all that stands between me and the Realm...TIAMAT
You shall have your chance at the weapons..IN the DRAGONS GRAVEYARD
This is the end for ALL of YOU!
(enraged over attack against Shelia and Uni) WRONG wise guy! THIS IS THE END for YOU!
Why.... did you not finish me?
Because if I did, we'd be no better than you are. We've beaten you, and you know it! Do you understand, Venger? I didn't do it for you: I did it for us.
Dungeon Master.... What happens now?
That is up to you, Ranger. But know this: you have taken your first step home.
What do you want of me, Serus?
You know why. Tell me why, Travar.
(nervous) An accident- an-an oversight...
Indeed? What a coincidence that on the very day of star-fall, the only one who can fulfill the prophecy and end my reign as queen escapes from your dungeon! You have until tonight to capture him. The prophecy must not come true! You will not allow it to, will you... (sarcastically) my king....
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