A character in Dungeons & Dragons
Played by Willie Aames
Dungeons & Dragons · 103 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Dungeons & Dragons: in 22 of its 103 quotes
Most scenes with: Eric (14), Venger (7), Bobby (7)
HankC'mon, we all know what this is about. We're not mad at each other - we're mad at Dungeon Master. I don't know what to tell you... except that it's getting dark, and we'd better find a place to camp. You want the point, Eric? You got it. Lead the way.
HankIt's our fault Silvermane's here; maybe this "trick" gets him back.
And maybe it gets us ZAPPED BY KELEK!
IT DOES, INDEED.
Venger!
Greetings, Kelek. Do forgive my... intrusion.
Of course.
Of course what?
Of course... master.
That is better. I must thank you, Kelek. For keeping the unicorn horns, for keeping them safe, for ME...
The Horns are MINE! The Power is MINE! NOW YOU SHALL CALL me MASTER!
Hank...BOBBI...Presto...Common...Anybody... you know I've scared to be alone
HankSome leader I turned out to be...!
(screams after being trapped by a ghost sheet and turned into a buffon) This isn't funny Presto, do something...
(panics after his glasses are taken by a flying demon) Hey, my glasses...I CAN'T SEE.
(Bobby and Dinah see reflections of themselves..Bobby as a helpless baby and Dinah as a helpless old crone) That's not us is it?...Dinah?
I'm getting OLDER...and you are getting younger.
HankHang on, Eric. Don't you notice anything strange?
Strange? We're walking through the Valley of Smoke, looking for pickled dragon's feet. What could be strange?
(after briefly making it home, the kids are forced to return to the Realm after Venger follows them there)
If we stay here Venger will destroy our world!
If we give him our weopons, he'll conquer Dungeonmaster and the Realm!
(laughs) Those saps can go back if they want to; not me. Nope, I'm home, and I'm staying.... Nothing can make me change my mind-
(Venger rides up behind him on Nightmare, who is literally breathing down his neck)
Give me that shield.
(panics) I've changed my mind. Hank, wait for me! (after the kids return to the Realm)
Hurry ...if we closed the box Venger will be trapped forever.
HankNo way...He'll be trapped in our world.
By the time we'd get back..he'll take over the planet.
HankPresto shut it down!
I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Nice going Presto! First you loose your friends and then Uni. Some magician you are! Why don't you do everyone a favor and make yourself disappear?
Sure..we'll get the kid Home!
Bobby that's RUDE...Terri is the same age you are. (Bobby and Terri ride the chicken lizards before falling off)
Terri (laughs): Where did you learn to ride?
Bobby (laughs): NO place... I don't know how!
Eric what are you doing?
Being stupid what else!
Melted SHUT! THREE GUESSES WHO DID IT!
VENGER.
HankWait you guys...Stop it...KNOCK IT OFF.
Afraid? Be not, you are free to use the portal to enter your World...But first bring her to ME.
YOU WANT HER....COME AND GET HER! (after Bobby carries Terri to the portal)
Terri, you go on..through...we staying, we gotta stop this place from TRAPPING ANYONE ELSE.
I'm not going without you.
Sorry Terri.
You'll find a way out of this crazy world...Bobby the Barbarian, remember what the Dungeonmaster said to me... (Terri and Fritz go through the portal to the amusement park)
You're the leader, what do we do?
HankThe only thing we can do - run!
(running) I coulda thought of that!
Hank(disbelieving) Make friends with Venger?
Oh, sure - how are we supposed to do that?
Buy him another horn for his helmet?
Beware what you say when you speak of magic, wizard, or you shall see who has the greater power. As for you, Ranger, you have destroyed that which I created. How, I am not yet certain, but you have restored the balance. Now, we are even. The next time we meet.... EXPECT NO FAVORS.
HankLIKEWISE, Venger.
(leaving) SO BE IT.
Hi, Sheila! Hi, Bobby! How did you guys get in my dream?
Dream? This is real!
As soon as you get home, call our parents!
Tell them we're okay! Tell them everything's okay!
HankWe'll be home as soon as we find a portal back!
Wait a minute, are you guys cracked? This is Sunday night, you guys went to the amusement park and I couldn't go because I had homework, remember? And I'm asleep now, and this is just a dream.
No, no! I-It's real, and we're lost! Tell our parents!
I'm sure! Look, I'll see you in the morning at school, okay? Then you can show me another one of your dumb card tricks, eh, "Presto"? (laughs) See you around, guys. (disappears)
We'll have to leave our weapons here.
Can't we take her [Uni] with us?
I'm sorry she would not survive in our world. My magic will protect her.
Hurry! Get through the portal before it closes! I'll hold Venger off!
HankYou're crazy. He's got our weapons and the Grimoire! What makes you think you can stop him?
Because I have to! Because ....I'M DUNGEON MASTER!
Sis I hate this I don't want to be in this World any more...I want Mom and Dad and my home and friends...
This is all Venger's fault. We oughta do something about that guy.
Hank(twists bow, then throws it to the ground) Eric is RIGHT.
I AM?
HankYeah. And we are going to do something about it.
We ARE?
HankThe only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger ONCE AND FOR ALL.
But nobody can beat Venger not even Dungeounmaster...
HankThere is one creature who can TIAMAT
YOUR CRAZY...
HankHave you got a better idea...? I THOUGHt not
Hank,,TIAMAT the most Dangerous dragon in the Realm..How are we going to persuade her to fight Venger?
IF we get Venger..What will we Do to him once we have him?
Listen to me Ranger. Do not let your anger control you. (the kids close in) The course you are taking.... can only.... lead.... to.... ruin? (defeated) So then, it has come to this: Tiamat lives where the dragons go to die. The place that is the source of your weapons: the Dragon's Graveyard. As for to use her to overcome Venger-
HankNo riddles! Tell us straight.
Ask her! She may help you. But then.... she MAY NOT. May I go now?
HankWait Dungeonmaster... how do we find the way to the Dragons graveyard?
You carry the way with you ranger.Let it start with you
Venger gone ballistic
GIVE ME YOUr WEAPONS NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
HankVenger. He's blasting the rocks. Trying to get to us.
Good. I'm ready for him!
That's a comfort.
They are gone BUT WHERE?
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