Dinah quotes from Dungeons & Dragons

Its so skinny! What holds it up? (when they go inside)

Magic...the same magic that prevents me from entering

That's impossible! It's bigger inside than outside!

Presto

Now THAT's magic!

Hank...BOBBI...Presto...Common...Anybody... you know I've scared to be alone

Hank

Some leader I turned out to be...!

Eric

(screams after being trapped by a ghost sheet and turned into a buffon) This isn't funny Presto, do something...

Presto

(panics after his glasses are taken by a flying demon) Hey, my glasses...I CAN'T SEE.

Bobby

(Bobby and Dinah see reflections of themselves..Bobby as a helpless baby and Dinah as a helpless old crone) That's not us is it?...Dinah?

I'm getting OLDER...and you are getting younger.

If we stay here Venger will destroy our world!

Presto

If we give him our weopons, he'll conquer Dungeonmaster and the Realm!

Eric

(laughs) Those saps can go back if they want to; not me. Nope, I'm home, and I'm staying.... Nothing can make me change my mind-

Venger

Give me that shield.

Eric

(panics) I've changed my mind. Hank, wait for me! (after the kids return to the Realm)

Eric

Hurry ...if we closed the box Venger will be trapped forever.

Hank

No way...He'll be trapped in our world.

Presto

By the time we'd get back..he'll take over the planet.

Bobby

Sure..we'll get the kid Home!

Bobby that's RUDE...Terri is the same age you are. (Bobby and Terri ride the chicken lizards before falling off)

Bobby

Eric what are you doing?

Eric

Being stupid what else!

Eric

Melted SHUT! THREE GUESSES WHO DID IT!

Bobby

VENGER.

Hank

Wait you guys...Stop it...KNOCK IT OFF.

Venger

Afraid? Be not, you are free to use the portal to enter your World...But first bring her to ME.

YOU WANT HER....COME AND GET HER! (after Bobby carries Terri to the portal)

Bobby

Terri, you go on..through...we staying, we gotta stop this place from TRAPPING ANYONE ELSE.

I'm not going without you.

Bobby

Sorry Terri.

You'll find a way out of this crazy world...Bobby the Barbarian, remember what the Dungeonmaster said to me... (Terri and Fritz go through the portal to the amusement park)

Presto

Venger is putting us ON ICE.

ERic

YOU MEAN IN ICE.

Somebody better do something...or we'll be stuck in this deep freeze forever.

Master there is no sign of them

Venger

WHAT THEY HAVE ESCAPED AGAIN? THIS IS THE LAST TIME

Bobby

Sis I hate this I don't want to be in this World any more...I want Mom and Dad and my home and friends...

Eric

This is all Venger's fault. We oughta do something about that guy.

Hank

(twists bow, then throws it to the ground) Eric is RIGHT.

Eric

I AM?

Hank

Yeah. And we are going to do something about it.

Eric

We ARE?

Hank

The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger ONCE AND FOR ALL.

But nobody can beat Venger not even Dungeounmaster...

Hank

There is one creature who can TIAMAT

Eric

YOUR CRAZY...

Hank

Have you got a better idea...? I THOUGHt not

Hank,,TIAMAT the most Dangerous dragon in the Realm..How are we going to persuade her to fight Venger?

IF we get Venger..What will we Do to him once we have him?

Bobby

WHO IS IT OR WHAT IS IT?

His name is not for your ears....He is not life as we know it.

Hank

That thing chased us all the way across the Realm!

Let it END here..One way or another...

Bobby

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE END? SIS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO US?

This is just a test? YOU are going to save US?

How could you lose a creature that shade of orange?!

WHERE IS MY TREASURE?

We don't know sire..but these children do!

WELL?

ITS WHERE you'll NEVER GET IT.

Is that a fact? Who's going to stop me? Arrest these children.

"You are correct, Cavalier. You are closer to home, than you think. For home is a reflection of the heart. A reflection you are beginning to understand".