Diana quotes from Dungeons & Dragons

Orc want to welcome YOU.

Where do you want to welcome US to?

Presto

We're in trouble.

(struggling to reel in a fish) It's bigger than I thought!

Presto

Maybe lunch for seven?

Sheila

More like seven for lunch!

Presto

Aw, Hank, can't we stay? Ramuud's awfully nice.

Yeah, it's the next best thing to having a real dad.

Eric

(depressed) Are you kidding? He's better than my dad ever was.

Eric

We're outnumbered ten to one!

All right, then, you take two, I'll take eighteen.

Venger

I shall explain. Your.... friend and I have struck a bargain.

What?!

Venger

In exchange for passage back to his own world, he has agreed to help me ELIMINATE YOU from this one. With that machine, he will tip the scales of battle: his country, not yours, shall WIN your insignificant Second World War. History will CHANGE. Your parents will have never MET. And none of you will have been BORN.

Sheila

What?! [Venger condescendingly lifts her chin] Hank!!

Bobby

Get away from my sister, you creep! (swings club at Venger, who easily catches it and lifts him into the air)

Sheila

Bobby!

Venger

How very amusing. (Hank nocks an energy arrow) Go ahead, Ranger. Fire, if you wish.

Bobby

Let me go!

Sheila

No, Bobby! That's what he wants you do to!

Venger

Indeed. I want you to do whatever you please, Barbarian. Fight. Scream. Run, if you wish! As fast and as far as you can! In a moment, the portal will open, and even the MEMORY of you will VANISH from your world!