Shelia quotes from Dungeons & Dragons

I'll take care of them...I think my batteries are dead

Eric

Quick! Under my shield...they'll never break through this...HUH?

Venger

Bow down to your MASTER!

I HAVE NO MASTER!

Eric

Maybe there will be one less dragon?

BUT OUR WEAPONS DON'T WORK!

Presto

Maybe there will be one less Venger!

Eric

Well, what are you waiting for? Just point us the way Home!

I'm afraid it's not that easy.

I knew it, there's always a catch.

Eric

(to Dungeon Master) What's the catch this time, Your Shortness?

Eric, we're lost EVERYWHERE in this World... that's why we have to stick together.

Its so skinny! What holds it up? (when they go inside)

Magic...the same magic that prevents me from entering

That's impossible! It's bigger inside than outside!

Presto

Now THAT's magic!

Hey...Everybody...wait for meeee (screams as she falls through hole)

SHELIA....SHELIA....SHELIA

Hank...BOBBI...Presto...Common...Anybody... you know I've scared to be alone

Hank

Some leader I turned out to be...!

Eric

(screams after being trapped by a ghost sheet and turned into a buffon) This isn't funny Presto, do something...

Presto

(panics after his glasses are taken by a flying demon) Hey, my glasses...I CAN'T SEE.

Bobby

(Bobby and Dinah see reflections of themselves..Bobby as a helpless baby and Dinah as a helpless old crone) That's not us is it?...Dinah?

I'm getting OLDER...and you are getting younger.

Alfore...I've come with the lost children to rescue you.

How thoughtful...only its not I who needs rescue..IT IS YOU (changes into Venger)

VENGER!

Bobby

Sure..we'll get the kid Home!

Bobby that's RUDE...Terri is the same age you are. (Bobby and Terri ride the chicken lizards before falling off)

Bobby

Eric what are you doing?

Eric

Being stupid what else!

Eric

Melted SHUT! THREE GUESSES WHO DID IT!

Bobby

VENGER.

Hank

Wait you guys...Stop it...KNOCK IT OFF.

Venger

Afraid? Be not, you are free to use the portal to enter your World...But first bring her to ME.

YOU WANT HER....COME AND GET HER! (after Bobby carries Terri to the portal)

Bobby

Terri, you go on..through...we staying, we gotta stop this place from TRAPPING ANYONE ELSE.

I'm not going without you.

Bobby

Sorry Terri.

You'll find a way out of this crazy world...Bobby the Barbarian, remember what the Dungeonmaster said to me... (Terri and Fritz go through the portal to the amusement park)

Bobby

Sis I hate this I don't want to be in this World any more...I want Mom and Dad and my home and friends...

Eric

This is all Venger's fault. We oughta do something about that guy.

Hank

(twists bow, then throws it to the ground) Eric is RIGHT.

Eric

I AM?

Hank

Yeah. And we are going to do something about it.

Eric

We ARE?

Hank

The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger ONCE AND FOR ALL.

But nobody can beat Venger not even Dungeounmaster...

Hank

There is one creature who can TIAMAT

Eric

YOUR CRAZY...

Hank

Have you got a better idea...? I THOUGHt not

Hank,,TIAMAT the most Dangerous dragon in the Realm..How are we going to persuade her to fight Venger?

IF we get Venger..What will we Do to him once we have him?

He...is ...really gone?

He is gone to wreak havoc on other worlds. Still we may have a little time.

Until when?

Until HE RETURNS...

Eric

If only we'd gotten to the portal in the Castle of Clouds...

Another chance to go home lost in smoke...

Eric

(having his hair cut by Presto) Right now, I'd be happy to find a decent barber.

Presto

Would you hold still?

Eric

I am! What do you want, rigor mortis?

I can't let Venger destroy her.

Venger

I will do to you what I should have done years ago...Farewell little SISTER...You will not help her...