Hold it right there, Captain Shortness! (Bobby turns around) Not you, the other one! This stupid safari's not taking another step until you tell us what's going on!
(pauses) We are running, Cavalier! For our very lives!
(grabs Dungeon Master's shoulder) From what? Come on, this is a joke, right? You're looking at old pros here! We've survived everything this silly Realm's dished out, from five-headed dragons to one-horned Vengers!
Yeah, everything except triple-eyed, double-fanged, flying purple people-eaters.
Are you kidding? I got one of those last week!
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