Venger quotes from Dungeons & Dragons

Venger

The Life force has left him...and for you the game is up

Venger

(advancing) Did you really believe a child like you could be Dungeon Master? This is your WORST mistake ever here, and it will be your LAST.

Venger

So Dungeon Master has finally shown his true colors. Have you never wondered why his advice always led you into battle, and never back to your world? It has been convenient for you to see Dungeon Master as good, and me as evil. But things are not that simple. I have granted your lives before. Aid me now, and I shall grant you your dearest wish: I will send you back to your own world.

I'll take care of them...I think my batteries are dead

Eric

Quick! Under my shield...they'll never break through this...HUH?

Venger

Bow down to your MASTER!

I HAVE NO MASTER!

Eric

Maybe there will be one less dragon?

BUT OUR WEAPONS DON'T WORK!

Presto

Maybe there will be one less Venger!

Presto

Well, that should do it. Venger should be here any minute-

Venger

Where?

Presto

Right here! Don't you think- [finally notices him; screams]

Hank

It's our fault Silvermane's here; maybe this "trick" gets him back.

Eric

And maybe it gets us ZAPPED BY KELEK!

IT DOES, INDEED.

Venger!

Venger

Greetings, Kelek. Do forgive my... intrusion.

Of course.

Venger

Of course what?

Of course... master.

Venger

That is better. I must thank you, Kelek. For keeping the unicorn horns, for keeping them safe, for ME...

The Horns are MINE! The Power is MINE! NOW YOU SHALL CALL me MASTER!

Venger

Well, what is it?

Ah, I have news.

Venger

Yes?

Warduke has captured Dungeon Master!

Venger

Unlikely.

I saw him.

Venger

(disbelieving) You saw him?

Warduke says Dungeon Master is yours- for the right price.

Venger

"The right price"?! Warduke has either become very brave.... or very stupid. However, I've waited many years for Dungeon Master to make his mistake; I will see to it that it's his last.

You have what you want, Venger! Release me from your spell!

Venger

You did not bring me the Circle, Dechyon. I seized it myself. I owe you nothing. But soon, you shall have six more skeleton warriors to keep you company! (attacks Hank, attempting to transform him into a skeleton)

If we stay here Venger will destroy our world!

Presto

If we give him our weopons, he'll conquer Dungeonmaster and the Realm!

Eric

(laughs) Those saps can go back if they want to; not me. Nope, I'm home, and I'm staying.... Nothing can make me change my mind-

Venger

Give me that shield.

Eric

(panics) I've changed my mind. Hank, wait for me! (after the kids return to the Realm)

Eric

Hurry ...if we closed the box Venger will be trapped forever.

Hank

No way...He'll be trapped in our world.

Presto

By the time we'd get back..he'll take over the planet.

Alfore...I've come with the lost children to rescue you.

How thoughtful...only its not I who needs rescue..IT IS YOU (changes into Venger)

VENGER!

Eric

Ha! I wouldn't fly in that thing if Venger was standing right next to me. (Venger comes up behind Eric)

Venger

SEIZE THEM!

Bobby

Sure..we'll get the kid Home!

Bobby that's RUDE...Terri is the same age you are. (Bobby and Terri ride the chicken lizards before falling off)

Bobby

Eric what are you doing?

Eric

Being stupid what else!

Eric

Melted SHUT! THREE GUESSES WHO DID IT!

Bobby

VENGER.

Hank

Wait you guys...Stop it...KNOCK IT OFF.

Venger

Afraid? Be not, you are free to use the portal to enter your World...But first bring her to ME.

YOU WANT HER....COME AND GET HER! (after Bobby carries Terri to the portal)

Bobby

Terri, you go on..through...we staying, we gotta stop this place from TRAPPING ANYONE ELSE.

I'm not going without you.

Bobby

Sorry Terri.

You'll find a way out of this crazy world...Bobby the Barbarian, remember what the Dungeonmaster said to me... (Terri and Fritz go through the portal to the amusement park)

Venger

Beware what you say when you speak of magic, wizard, or you shall see who has the greater power. As for you, Ranger, you have destroyed that which I created. How, I am not yet certain, but you have restored the balance. Now, we are even. The next time we meet.... EXPECT NO FAVORS.

Hank

LIKEWISE, Venger.

Venger

(leaving) SO BE IT.

Presto

Venger is putting us ON ICE.

ERic

YOU MEAN IN ICE.

Somebody better do something...or we'll be stuck in this deep freeze forever.

Master there is no sign of them

Venger

WHAT THEY HAVE ESCAPED AGAIN? THIS IS THE LAST TIME

Eric

Venger gone ballistic

Venger

GIVE ME YOUr WEAPONS NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

Hank

Venger. He's blasting the rocks. Trying to get to us.

Bobby

Good. I'm ready for him!

Eric

That's a comfort.

Venger

They are gone BUT WHERE?