Ray Vecchio quotes from Due South

Ray Vecchio

One-two-seven-hundred Franklin. One officer on the scene and tell 'em not to shoot the guy in the hat.

Ray Vecchio

You know, we just took out seven guys. One more and you qualify for American citizenship.

Ray Vecchio

[scoffs at the coffee he just bought] I can see you're making those minute adjustments to bring out the flavor, Hugo. [pours coffee into garbage]

Ray Vecchio

I think I know who's after the old man. [holds up a mug shot] This came in over the wire so, as usual, I decided to drop my life and bring it on over.

Ray

Oh, no! You're tasting things again!!! Oh, that's the grossest thing I've ever seen!

Ray Vecchio

Look, you can reach me or "the world's nicest person" through this number.

Vecchio

Oh, no, Benny, not the window! I don't think they have doors in Canada.

Vecchio

Are you nuts? The kid's done for! The FBI guys couldn't find Waldo if they took the book home for the weekend!

Vecchio

Why do I feel more and more like Dale Evans? Hey, Roy! Wait for me!

Vecchio

Oh, come on, Fraser, don't give me that big-eyed Mountie look!

Vecchio

[on phone] I brought over the wire tap request in person, sir, but his Honor had consumed a great deal of Christmas cheer and started cursing at me in Norwegian. [pause] I wasn't aware he spoke it either, sir!

Vecchio

I learned two things from my father. One, timing - mostly when to duck. And two... you never hit a kid, 'cause it doesn't teach them anything.

Vecchio

Fraser, parking illegally in this town is a sport.

Vecchio

Aw, no, Fraser - not another dumpster! I am not getting in a dumpster with you.

Vecchio

You're not a mind reader, Fraser, you're just Canadian. Come on - maybe he'll blurt out a spontaneous confession.