Ian quotes from Due South

Ian

Are you sure you know where we are?

Vecchio

Yeah, halfway between freedom and incarceration.

Ian

Aw, come on! I haven't eaten since the lock-up! I know my rights. You have to feed me every six hours.

Vecchio

Yeah, well, it's only been five.

Ian

Six! We passed a time zone.

Vecchio

That doesn't count! Fraser, you tell him.

Fraser

Well, actually, Ray, the legal scholars seem to be fairly equally divided on this point. One argument, extended to its logical conclusion, would provide that if you were traveling west at a rate of speed high enough to cross one time zone every hour, then you would never actually have to feed the prisoner. That is, of course, until you crossed the international date line, at which point you would have to force the prisoner to immediately consume four meals.

Ian

All right, you want the real truth? Here it is: those guys are part of the Canadian mob.

Vecchio

There's no such thing!

Fraser

On the contrary, Ray, organized crime is a growing problem in Canada.

Vecchio

Oh, yeah? What are we talking about here, conspiracy to commit jaywalking? Organized littering?

Ian

The guy in the hat? Danny 'The Bull' Brock. One of his guys stiffed him on a count so he took him into an alley and shot him eight times.

Vecchio

So is that one time with eight bullets, or eight separate times? Because in America, after the third trip down the same alley we'd start to get a little suspicious.