LLouise
The Mountie! Have you guys seen the Mountie?
WWino (Jesse)
Do you have an appointment?
“A Cop, A Mountie, and a Baby” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Benton Fraser (6), Ray Vecchio (6)
Your hair is who you are, Fraser. It makes a statement.
Oh, I see. What does it say?
What?
Your hair. What is it saying?
At the moment?
Yeah.
Well, let's see. [Uses napkin dispenser as a mirror] It's, uh, straight and slicked-back, so I guess it's got that mess-with-me-and-you're-dead style, good for the job. The contouring around the ears... that's unexpected, uh, that says... watch out, this guy might be dangerous. And then the feathering around the back? Well, that's a nod to the female demographic. So, what's it saying? It's saying, deadly and dangerous but not afraid to cry.
Really! [He picks up the napkin dispenser] What does my hair say?
Oh, that's not hair, Fraser - that's pelt.
Oh, come on, Fraser, don't give me that big-eyed Mountie look!
And make the puffin face.
I am not gonna make the puffin face!
Make the puffin face.
I don't even know what a puffin is!
Oh, you look ridiculous.
LLouise
They... they say that you believe in people. That you're the only one in the neighborhood without locks on his doors.
Yes... well, that's not entirely intentional.
Someone stole 'em.
Okay, we saved his life for fifteen seconds, now what?
You take the big one, I'll take the bigger one.
Fraser, there's three of them. Can't I just shoot them?
VVillain
Are you gonna call him off?
Diefenbaker, off! He never listens.
I think she was nearsighted.
Who?
Chick with the bike.
Oh, you mean at the coffee shop?
Yeah.
Well, she was probably too young for you, Ray.
No, no, it's not her, it's just that she didn't notice my je ne sais quois.
[puzzled] From the French, meaning 'I don't know what'?
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