Welsh quotes from Due South

Welsh

In our zeal to solve this case, I can't help but wonder if we haven't been... I don't know, how do you say it? 'Excessively stupid'?

Lt. Welsh

I thought they sent you back up to the Yukon.

Benton Fraser

Well, they did, sir. And then they sent be back here again. I'm afraid I'm not at all that well liked up there, sir.

Lt. Welsh

By, "up there", you mean...

Fraser

Pretty much all of Canada, sir.

Lt. Welsh

Hmm. The wolf isn't involved in this is it?

Ray

Only peripherally, sir.

Lt. Welsh

Are you willing to take responsibility for him?

Ray Vecchio

Personally? You see that's the problem, sir, in that, you know, I date a lot, and--

Lt. Welsh

Huey and Louis get him.

Louis

Good call, Lieutenant.

Benton Fraser

I'll take responsibility, sir.

Lt. Welsh

You want him?

Ray

It's a Mountie thing, sir. Two more points and he gets to go camping.

Fraser

Sir, perhaps I can be of assistance?

Who's he?

Welsh

He's a Mountie.

What's he doing here?

Welsh

I'm never entirely sure.

Welsh

Do we have cause of death?

Judging from the hole in his back, I'm ruling out asphyxiation.

Fraser

Leftenant, the responsibility for this is entirely mine.

Welsh

Oh, I'm sure it is. You know, just once I'd like somebody who isn't a Mountie to come into my station and confess.

Fraser

Thank you very kindly, Leftenant - and as usual, our conversation has been extremely helpful.

Welsh

I'm so glad, Constable.

Fraser

Also, sir, I think you'll be pleased to know that I've taken the liberty of officially reprimanding myself.

Welsh

Good, good. Put it in the file with the rest of them.

Welsh

So, you really thought you could get this assignment by sucking up to me, Detective?

Vecchio

Oh, no sir - a man of your considerable intelligence would see right through that, sir!