[Sees 'no dogs' sign outside of restaurant] Oh, dear. [To Dief] You see that sign? That includes you.
No, no, no, you can't take that attitude! It's a health regulation, there's a very good reason for it.
Ray, please. He's already feeling excluded.
Well, he should feel excluded. He's an animal!
Well, there you go. Now you've done it. Satisfied?
Oh, no, Benny, not the window! I don't think they have doors in Canada.
Sir, perhaps I can be of assistance?
FFord
What's he doing here?
Are you nuts? The kid's done for! The FBI guys couldn't find Waldo if they took the book home for the weekend!
I'm sitting in a closet with a Mountie being licked by a deaf wolf! ...That was the wolf, wasn't it?
[to Dief] Well, are you coming?
You know, you let a wolf save your life... they make you pay, and pay, and pay.
That's why I don't own a wolf.
Why do I feel more and more like Dale Evans? Hey, Roy! Wait for me!
We're eavesdropping! Aren't we?
VVeccio
I'll make sure they take away your merit badge later.
TThug
You're a cop. You won't shoot me.
Nice shot, by the way, knocking it out of the guy's hand.
VVeccio
I thought you would be.
Oh. I think I should adjust your sights.
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