Due South · Season 1, Episode 14
“An Eye For An Eye” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Ray Vecchio (8), Benton Fraser (7), Welsh (2)
This what's wrong with you, Fraser. You see a problem and you've gotta fix it. You can't even go to the men's room without stopping to tell some simple, stupid, charmingly witty Inuit story that inspires people to take on the world's social ills.
Well, I'm sorry, Ray, but I fail to see how a small group of people banding together to form a neighborhood watch constitutes a form of political anarchy.
No! This is my post! Sixteenth and Morgan, it's marked right here on the map!
You're guarding my building? You, who twice cheated me at canasta?
I didn't cheat you, old fool! You fell asleep and missed your turn!
Oh, the neighborhood's definitely in safe hands now.
Aw, no, Fraser - not another dumpster! I am not getting in a dumpster with you.
Gimme the bat!
No!
Come on! Now be a good kid, and give the detective the bat.
No! I found it. Get your own!
Give it!
No!
Ray. Ray. Now, children are just like people, only smaller. All you have to do is reason with them. [crouches down] Now, son, that bat is important evidence in a criminal investigation, and we'd be most grateful if you'd cooperate.
A hundred bucks!
I see. Ray?
Okay, kid - can you spell 'penitentiary'? Let's try it together: P-E-N-
Okay! Here!
Leftenant, the responsibility for this is entirely mine.
Oh, I'm sure it is. You know, just once I'd like somebody who isn't a Mountie to come into my station and confess.
Thank you very kindly, Leftenant - and as usual, our conversation has been extremely helpful.
I'm so glad, Constable.
Also, sir, I think you'll be pleased to know that I've taken the liberty of officially reprimanding myself.
Good, good. Put it in the file with the rest of them.
You're not a mind reader, Fraser, you're just Canadian. Come on - maybe he'll blurt out a spontaneous confession.
Ray, gates.
I know. [drives through them]
Ray, sapling!
Where?
Twelve o'clock.
[runs it over] Got it!
Fraser, what are you doing?
I thought I'd let him shoot me, Ray. All Mr. Colling has to do is shoot me, and then he can shoot him.
Well, as long as you've got a plan.
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