Nope, gross. Old people romance, bleh.
We weren't old back then.
It's impossible to picture you young.
Goldie was and remains a pain in my pen feathers. No romance there.
So there's no getting mushy, no kissing, no hand holding?
Well… [cut back to the past, where Scrooge and Goldie are wrestling each other holding hands] You coffee-boiling bunkle artist!
You hard-cased old croaker!
Oh, good! You two know each other! I want to remind y'all once more that the town hall meeting is tomorrow. Um, farewell?
You're encroaching on my pay dirt!
How do you know I didn't find the claim first and you're stealing from me?!
Is that true?!
No. I followed you here to steal your gold. But the fact that you didn't think the opposite is hurtful, Scroogie.
Gah! Take a right, Goldie! I've had enough of your babbling bazo.
[Back to the present]
Whoa. Can we cut back on the old prospector slang a bit?
[Back to the past]
Get lost, dude! You're killing my vibe, man!
[voice-over] Nope, uh-uh. That's worse. Just go on.
I'm not going anywhere, ya tightwad!
Then you'll have to race me to the motherlode, 'cause I'm working day and night until I find that gold! [Goldie throws a pickax, which hits his foot] Gah, OW!
You'll need that, hon, 'cause I just bought out all the town's dynamite.
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